that if one of you crazies posts that you might be having a stroke, or a heart attack, or some other imminently-life-threatening problem, and then hangs out on the nest/bump while others worry, and then admits "oh, well, gee whiz, it must just be a headache, and I never really meant it might actually be a stroke," we get to make endless fun of you and get to ignore any serious post you make for about 3 months?
Re: can there be a rule...
I missed that one, thank God.
How about we endlessly make fun of you?
Oh wait, we already do....