Have you been called any funny names?

divaessence

One of my coworkers called me "Waddles" one day, as he held the door open for me ("Come on in here, Waddles").

And one of my brothers at church called me "Round One" the other day.

I'm glad I'm thick-skinned.  I didn't take offense to them.  I just thought they were funny and cute! 

abovewedding

My aunt called me "Porker" when I was staying at her house the other week. I wasn't too offended and just laughed because she's really not a mean person, but does make fun of everyone. I only felt kind of badly because I know I was eating all her food.

OhSewCrafty

I co-advise a group of college students as part of my job and both I and the other adviser are both named Jen. To distinguish the two of us, the students (lovingly) call me "Preg-Jen." I asked them what they'd call me after the baby was born and they simply said, "Mama Jen...duh."

--halo--

My dad has taken to calling me a little piglet.  And then I remind him that I'm not getting bigger in my legs, or arms or face, JUST my belly! lol

abovewedding

Oh yeah, and my husband calls me "Preggy-Sue", "Preggy Bundy", "Preggy Olsen" etc etc..

jedrumwright

DH calls me fatty (all in fun, he would stop if it actually upset me) and I usually reply with I'm not fat, I'm big boned in my best Eric Cartman voice.

divaessence

jedrumwright:

DH calls me fatty (all in fun, he would stop if it actually upset me) and I usually reply with I'm not fat, I'm big boned in my best Eric Cartman voice.

CLASSIC!

divaessence

--halo--:

My dad has taken to calling me a little piglet.  And then I remind him that I'm not getting bigger in my legs, or arms or face, JUST my belly! lol

I hear you!

My face is only a tad fuller ... but basically only my belly is getting larger at this point.  I don't look pregnant anywhere else!

divaessence

abovewedding:

Oh yeah, and my husband calls me "Preggy-Sue", "Preggy Bundy", "Preggy Olsen" etc etc..

Those are pretty cute!

GavsMomAlready+Newbie

My grandmother came to the table I was saving for her at a restaurant, looked at me and said "Morning Fatty". I got up and left without saying anything back because my grandma gets pretty nasty sometimes and I figured it would be enough to clue her in.

WeaksEnd

Yeah, DH's family was visiting over the weekend and as soon as his grandmother walked in she said, "You're gettin' FAT!" ><

Didn't say anything but was definitely not amused.

OP, at least "Waddles" and "Round One" are original, right?  

principessa81

DH has taken to calling me "Preggaboo..." I think it's actually kind of cute! Oh yeah, and also "Megaboobs" but at least that one he doesn't use out in public!

paigeapoe

Not a funny name but wierd in context... a guy at work calls me mommy... it freaks me out cuz he says it a little creepy lol.

ashleynicoles

Preggosaurus. 

Not cute...lol...