People would hate me if...

SassyPanties

On the back of that silly TBPS about money, what is one thing that people would hate you for if you AWd about it.

Mine is:

My mornings are totally lazy.  LO STTN until 8 or 8:30, and the nanny starts work at 8.  I can typically get to work whenever I want, so I sleep in every day. I should be getting up early to work out, but I don't.  I stay up late chatzying with you guys then I sleep in and schlep around in the morning until I can't possibly put off going to work any later.

kate930

 . . . . they knew how beautiful I am. 

RedWingsFan

That.sounds.fabulous.

Now I do hate you

carney09

Yeah, that makes me hate you.  LMAO!

nomadica

Yup, I hate you.

And what is really sad- I can't think of a single reason why someone should hate me right now. Well, besides the fact that I have a sweet, healthy, adorable child:) I sure am grateful for that. But otherwise, life kind of sucks right now!

carney09

kate930:

 . . . . they knew how beautiful I am. 

 

Awesome!  This is mine too.  LOL!!

SassyPanties

kate930:

 . . . . they knew how beautiful I am. 

ha! I bet you are gorgeous.

Come on you weenies - Tell the truth

NastyAnnie

...if they saw my life in action. It's just pretty great. And I know I don't always recognize that it is, but it is genuinely a good life. I have all that I need, and a lot that I want, a beautiful family, awesome dreams, and my whole life stretching out ahead of me, in which I could literally do whatever I wanted. I could bungee jump off of bridges for the next 40 years, and everyone who knows me would say, "Yep, that Anne, she's got it made."

I have no reason to ever be depressed.

melbry15

if they knew I lost all my baby weight in less than 4 months without even trying.  I am usually an avid runner but haven't found the time to be able to go for regular runs.  I've also been snacking on whatever I want whenever I want.  This will probably catch up with me once we stop nursing!

kate930

Sassy_Panties:

kate930:

 . . . . they knew how beautiful I am. 

ha! I bet you are gorgeous.

Come on you weenies - Tell the truth

Why do I detect sarcasm?

Ok, honestly, people are often very jealous of my childhood. I grew up in the Caribbean. 

Shortycube

i lost ALL my baby weight within a few days without doing anything. now i'm 4lbs lighter then before baby.

tomkat35728

Mine would have to be that I get to work from home for a legitimate company and my MIL comes over everyday to watch DS.  I get to be here all day with DS while making a full-time income - it's like having my cake and eating it too.

ETA: I didn't even think about the pregnancy weight - I lost my pregnancy weight in 13 weeks with minimal exercise.  All 50 pounds of it.  I feel really lucky on that one because I was ready to have to work to lose it...

IrishBrideND

melbry15:

if they knew I lost all my baby weight in less than 4 months without even trying.  I am usually an avid runner but haven't found the time to be able to go for regular runs.  I've also been snacking on whatever I want whenever I want.  This will probably catch up with me once we stop nursing!

 

this, except to make it worse, I'm down 20 pounds below my prepregnancy weight.

misscharlotte04

Shortycube:

i lost ALL my baby weight within a few days without doing anything. now i'm 4lbs lighter then before baby.

Lucky! I am totally hating on you

 

People would totally hate me if they knew I had the opportunity to have college 100% paid for me, and I never finished my degree. I know that I wasted a wonderful opportunity and I kick myself to this day that I didn't take it.

tomkat35728

kate930:

Ok, honestly, people are often very jealous of my childhood. I grew up in the Caribbean. 

That sounds awesome!

lindsleek

Sassy_Panties:

On the back of that silly TBPS about money, what is one thing that people would hate you for if you AWd about it.

Mine is:

My mornings are totally lazy.  LO STTN until 8 or 8:30, and the nanny starts work at 8.  I can typically get to work whenever I want, so I sleep in every day. I should be getting up early to work out, but I don't.  I stay up late chatzying with you guys then I sleep in and schlep around in the morning until I can't possibly put off going to work any later.

Yep, I hate you!

No, people would hate me if they knew how much my DH really does around our house and with DD. We both work, but he gets her ready in the mornings (I leave for work before she is up). He does all the laundry in our house, he does all the cleaning (I've never even washed a toilet in our house). I cook and that's about it!

In my defense though... He likes a lot cleaner house than I think is necessary, so I feel like he cleans a clean house half the time!!!

MWoodside

kate930:

Sassy_Panties:

kate930:

 . . . . they knew how beautiful I am. 

ha! I bet you are gorgeous.

Come on you weenies - Tell the truth

Why do I detect sarcasm?

Ok, honestly, people are often very jealous of my childhood. I grew up in the Caribbean. 

Ok now this actually made me jealous.  Mind if I ask where?

WildcatPrincess

I'm with you Sassy.  DD goes to bed at 8 or 9 and I mess around online.  Then she eats at 6 or 7 and goes back down until 9 or sometimes 10.  Even then we lay in bed and play for awhile.  My friends with kids hate me.

kate930

MWoodside:

kate930:

Sassy_Panties:

kate930:

 . . . . they knew how beautiful I am. 

ha! I bet you are gorgeous.

Come on you weenies - Tell the truth

Why do I detect sarcasm?

Ok, honestly, people are often very jealous of my childhood. I grew up in the Caribbean. 

Ok now this actually made me jealous.  Mind if I ask where?

St. Croix.  

RadicalDreamer143

I was going to reply before lunch that if people hate me, it's because Liam is the best sleeper on the planet.

Then DH took me to Coldstone Creamery for lunch, so I am amending my answer, LOL.

MorissaW

I think people would hate me if.....

they knew that I got to work from home. I have been with my company for almost 10 years and I have worked at home for the last 3.5 years. No commute and I get to keep my baby at home with me (with my MIL here during awake hours).

My husband does all the housework, except the laundry.

 

robinsokj

I have my 6 pack back. 

Partial thanks to my tranny making history of gymnastics.  That, and total dedication

AyeDavanita

People would hate me if....

they knew the hot sex I had last night.

lite-bright

If I posted about all the sweet, thoughtful, helpful, and/or generally fantastic things that my DH does. 

Plus he's handsome, in shape, crazy intelligent, and funny into the bargain, and is a great gift-giver who puts a lot of time and thought into the things he gives me. 

He's the best man I've ever known.  

SassyPanties

aw that's wonderful - all you bumpies with rockin bodies and wonderful husbands.  I don't hate you!