Society is ridiculous. We have to warn people not to take their hair dryers in the bathtub. Someone on TB had to call customer service to figure out how to put their bottles together.
And finally, from my own life, apparently you have to warn employees that it isn't cool to be a no call/no show at work and falsify timesheets before you can fire them for it. So much for common sense.

Re: NBR: Does everything need to be spelled out?!
Oh I love this one
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"><a href="http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker"><img border="0" src="http://tickers.myfitnesspal.com/ticker/show/825/1820/8251820.png" /></a><p style="text-align:center;width:420px;"><small>Created by MyFitnessPal - Free <a href="http://www.myfitnesspal.com">Calorie Counter</a></small></p>At DH's old job, they had this rule book and one of the rules was not to dry your clothes in the microwave. Apparently it was put in there because someone did it. Smart.
Based on my last phone call, the answer to the original question is a resounding YES!
What part of no, we're not accepting applications don't you understand?