So I want to tell a funny story but DH might get mad...possible TMI

cherylanddoug · August 2010

O what the heck, y'all know I am going to tell it anyway.

So DH has NEVER used a condom before...never ever. But since we are TTA for the next 2 months I had him buy some...of course he went to Sam's Club and bought the biggest pack he could find.

This afternoon he came inside after mowing the grass and he goes I wonder what theses are like...how do you put them on? I just said "don't look at me." Anyway he proceeds to take out a golden package and open it. I told not to do it because the lube will dry out (obviously I wasn't in the mood). He says "It's all slimy...I wonder if will fit."

So he starts giving himself an erection...I unenthusiastically helped him with a little hand action. He puts it on. Then he says, in all his naked glory, while I am totally disinterested, "Well I have a condom on, we shouldn't waste it." and jumps on top of me.

At this point I am laughing hysterically. then I told him "worst foreplay ever." So I keep laughing and he starts laughing just as hard...well there was no sex after that. LOL