Annoying hubby day

ReeseM

DD got up at 5, and has been randomly waking up crying in the night. I am TIRED.

Later on this am, dh says "stop leaving your cups on my sink. You already have too much other crap over here."

Cue hormonal pregnant woman who manages to not cry until DH leaves for work. 

THEN... I walk in the bathroom to find his razor, shaving cream, deoderant, all on my side of the sink. Passive aggressive much?

Cried some more then texted DH "thanks for making me cry"

Now I'm not answering his calls. Mature aren't I?! But hey, it's making me feel better!

Any other annoying DH stories out there?

Soon2BMrsBoylon

What a butt! I'm so sorry he made you cry, I have totally been there with you this week!! Someone into astrology - tell me is there a full moon, what is UP with these men?  If I was you, I would take every last bottle of lotion and potions I have and cover his ENTIRE side of the sink - and do the same thing in the guest bathroom if you have one, but that's me and I'm a brat like that!

My DH is presently freaking out about the hospital I want to give birth at because it's not *right* off the freeway, it's about 5 minutes drive from the freeway and only 20 minutes further away from our house than the one he wants me to use.  He is worried he won't "make it in time" for the baby to be born, granted, he also told me he wasn't going to wait around in the room with me for the hours until it was time to push either since, and I quote, "SOMEONE around here has to be making the money while you spend it in the hospital". 

I'm sorry the hospital I chose has a lower cost of care, lower emergency c-section rate, state of the art NICU, better birthing suites and happens to be the hospital I've gone to since I was four years old, but quite frankly, I'm the one pushing the watermelon out my hoohoo so F* you and your need for convenient freeway access!!! SHEESH! <rant over>

Annabelle0211

Your story made me laugh.  It sounds like my house!  I ignore my husbands phone calls when I am mad at him all the time.  Its like I have the upper hand for a little while .

TiffanyTheMom

My DH royally pissed me off last night. I have a cold and keep tissues under my pillow so they don't blow around at night with the 2 fans going on high DH 'needs' to have. My little weiner dog got into my stash and chewed into pieces one tissue I'd used that I'd forgotten to toss out, and I got onto him about his dog. (It really is his dog, I pretty much hate the little rat.) He exploded saying the whole house is a disaster (True, we've had a lot of beach/amusement park trips lately and the bags and contents have been spread across the house. But I'm too exhausted when we get back to do it alone and he never helps.) I got pissed off he was complaining about the state of the house when he does NOTHING to contribute to it being clean! I do what I can to keep the house clean- the kitchen is always clean, as is the living room and toy room, the rooms of the house we're in most, but the bedrooms are a little bit of a mess because there's a ton of clean laundry that needs putting away and *I'm* the one expected to do it all even though I'm tired from going all these places.

Anyway, he tried to make nice with me last night by offering me ice cream (I'm so off ice cream, so I got pissed again he didn't remember that) and huffed away and went to bed. Shame, I shaved last night too. Now next time he gets some he's going to complain I'm stubbly.

ReeseM

Soon2BMrsBoylon:

What a butt! I'm so sorry he made you cry, I have totally been there with you this week!! Someone into astrology - tell me is there a full moon, what is UP with these men?  If I was you, I would take every last bottle of lotion and potions I have and cover his ENTIRE side of the sink - and do the same thing in the guest bathroom if you have one, but that's me and I'm a brat like that!

My DH is presently freaking out about the hospital I want to give birth at because it's not *right* off the freeway, it's about 5 minutes drive from the freeway and only 20 minutes further away from our house than the one he wants me to use.  He is worried he won't "make it in time" for the baby to be born, granted, he also told me he wasn't going to wait around in the room with me for the hours until it was time to push either since, and I quote, "SOMEONE around here has to be making the money while you spend it in the hospital". 

I'm sorry the hospital I chose has a lower cost of care, lower emergency c-section rate, state of the art NICU, better birthing suites and happens to be the hospital I've gone to since I was four years old, but quite frankly, I'm the one pushing the watermelon out my hoohoo so F* you and your need for convenient freeway access!!! SHEESH! <rant over>

OMG!! Stupid men! Besides the freeway thing, which is irritating, I can't believe he said he wasn't going to be with you while you're in labor!!! I would have killed him! What does he think, he gets to just be there for the 'good' part? 

UG MEN!!!!!

Soon2BMrsBoylon

ReeseM:

OMG!! Stupid men! Besides the freeway thing, which is irritating, I can't believe he said he wasn't going to be with you while you're in labor!!! I would have killed him! What does he think, he gets to just be there for the 'good' part? 

UG MEN!!!!!

Yeah, pretty much.  I swear, he swings back and forth from being Mr. Wonderful to Mr. I-need-a-frying-pan-to-the-head.  I keep hoping maybe we'll be driving somewhere in his truck when my water breaks so that it goes all over in his beloved truck.  Would serve him right. 

lmcarver

It must have been in the air last night/today because my husband almost died last night at the hands of his overly tired, stressed from work, hormonal wife (I'm kidding of course.)  He ran the vacuum cleaner last night (which was the nice part.)  Then got 'tude b/c he found out during the process that vucuuming the entire house is a major pain in the a$$ (since of course, he has never done it before.)  The major problem for him was trying to do this chore with all the crap you have to move and clean-up in the process.  The kicker is its all HIS crap as I am so neat that it boarlines problematic.   So of course, after the 3rd or 4th muttering/cursing/huffing; I completely flew off the handle.  I do all the cleaning, grocery shopping, and laundry all the time.  He SITS on his riding lawn mower once a week max and thinks he's pulling major weight around the house.  I just frustrated that he thinks his sole responsibility is to get up and go to work and thats it.  News flash, I do that too, being the resident cleaning lady & shopper.  UGH!  Thanks for this venting idea!  It felt great!! 

njmoh

there is a full moon and you can see mars 

TiffanyTheMom

njmoh:

there is a full moon and you can see mars 

What is this supposed to mean? This isn't giving my husband any special liberties to be a jerkoff. He just is. (from time to time.)

njmoh

TiffanyTheMom:

njmoh:

there is a full moon and you can see mars 

What is this supposed to mean? This isn't giving my husband any special liberties to be a jerkoff. He just is. (from time to time.)

 

A PP asked if there was a full moon