It was....2? maybe 3 weeks ago. He gets some oral attention every time we have sex, but to completion, eh.
and LB, I call BS.
on what part? Because it is what it is...I enjoy doing it for him and he of course enjoys it. No need to start the job if you cant finish it...and as long as I have a chaser Im good. Its already in your mouth you might as well swallow it.
2 times a week to completion. Sex has been slightly painful lately so i'm not going to make him suffer...so not fair. That and I just enjoy doing it. The look of satisfaction on his face is 100% worth it.
Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.
We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!
It was....2? maybe 3 weeks ago. He gets some oral attention every time we have sex, but to completion, eh.
and LB, I call BS.
on what part? Because it is what it is...I enjoy doing it for him and he of course enjoys it. No need to start the job if you cant finish it...and as long as I have a chaser Im good. Its already in your mouth you might as well swallow it.
bahahahahahaha ah I laughed so hard. Do you care to share what your favorite chaser is?? lol
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wow. i feel really guilty now after seeing so many people being so... "generous". i think maybe DH will get a treat tonight. i don't remember the last time i offered one.
wow. i feel really guilty now after seeing so many people being so... "generous". i think maybe DH will get a treat tonight. i don't remember the last time i offered one.
This was my first thought too. Then I remembered I have a cold sore. Guess he'll have to wait til next week--it's almost healed, but I don't want to take any chances!
DH gets oral about 75% of the time we have sex as part of foreplay...
and he gets just BJ's quite a bit too...although the actual finish part he prefers to be done with my hands (fine by me, I'm not into getting a mouthful, especially when pregnant). Last time was probably a week ago.
We have been really slacking in the sex department...it's been incredibly uncomfortable this time around (lots of pressure down below and it almost hurts). It's also hard that we're not normally into sex at night...but it's harder during the morning/daytime with a Toddler. DH ends up with a lot of sympathy BJ's when he's walking around with major wood, haha. It doesn't really bother me...
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I was probably 3 or so months along. He hasn't had one since because it was sort of awkward. I'm not a spitter (spitting is not lady like ), and it felt strange to spit it out. And I am completely skeeved out at the thought of swallowing whilst pregnant and sharing that with the kid. I know it's strange, but I refuse to give him one right now.
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wow. i feel really guilty now after seeing so many people being so... "generous". i think maybe DH will get a treat tonight. i don't remember the last time i offered one.
This exactly. Maybe my DH will get one tonight.
But I think I've forgotten how to do it. Seriously.
wow. i feel really guilty now after seeing so many people being so... "generous". i think maybe DH will get a treat tonight. i don't remember the last time i offered one.
This exactly. Maybe my DH will get one tonight.
But I think I've forgotten how to do it. Seriously.
for the love of all things good...JUST DONT BITE HIM!!!
To completion? I cannot remember when and when it did happen it was probably on "accident" well on my behalf anyways. Guess I did give them more frequently eariler in our relationship.
The other day we were talking about sex after the baby, how you have to wait 6 weeks, his only comment was bring on the blow jobs. We will see....
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Ha! I always get that reaction when I tell people that.
His first girlfriend was a biter. There are scars to prove it.
I'll leave it at that.
We all slip and let a little teeth through every now and then, but dear God, she left scars?? Has she never heard the phrase "all lips, no teeth"??
Yeah. Exactly. Apparently she was "surprised" by something (not BJ related) at one point and her jaw clamped down on him. Being that he was all of 19 at the time, it ruined BJs for him forever. He can't even watch them in porn without wincing.
Wow! I dont give them as often as I should but really I feel bad for the guy.
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Like others it is a major form of foreplay for us.
But as for completion... a couple times a week.
For those that complain about taste... V8 Fruit fusion!! Im telling... you have DH drink that for a week... you wont complain!
Wow, TWICE last night? You go girl. I feel very very sorry for my DH.
To clarify... the 1st was early evening when he got home from work.. the other was like way later.. I do not recommend doing them close together as the second can take forever.. and I have TMJ and yeah.. not so fun haha DH is good though and knows when he needs to speed things up and not just relish in the moment ha.
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You ladies are making me feel really bad. My M/S was so bad for the first few months that we weren't doing ANYTHING, and certainly not that. He got one after I went on Zofran, but since I've been off Zofran my gag reflex has started back up again hard core, so we stick to sex.
I know he misses it, and he's awfully generous in that way, so...
Like others it is a major form of foreplay for us.
But as for completion... a couple times a week.
For those that complain about taste... V8 Fruit fusion!! Im telling... you have DH drink that for a week... you wont complain!
Wow, TWICE last night? You go girl. I feel very very sorry for my DH.
To clarify... the 1st was early evening when he got home from work.. the other was like way later.. I do not recommend doing them close together as the second can take forever.. and I have TMJ and yeah.. not so fun haha DH is good though and knows when he needs to speed things up and not just relish in the moment ha.
How did you teach him that one?
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Last week. I felt sorry for him, I haven't been into sex lately.
Same thing here. Poor guy has been reduced to sex when I want it..and I'm not as versatile or flexible as before so its the same lame position...spooning. I think I should go home and give him one just because.Dont know about completion though...i get tired very quickly.
wow. i feel really guilty now after seeing so many people being so... "generous". i think maybe DH will get a treat tonight. i don't remember the last time i offered one.
This exactly. Maybe my DH will get one tonight.
But I think I've forgotten how to do it. Seriously.
for the love of all things good...JUST DONT BITE HIM!!!
hahahaha... i got braces later in life & discovered that they can do some damage, so i've always been very careful with that!!!!!! don't worry, no marks when we're done!!!!
To completion its been a really long time. Maybe a year? I gag easy and that taste just isnt for me. I used to do it because I thought he loved it but my DH is sweet and says that he doesnt want me to do somthing I dont like. But reguardless, a BJ is included in foreplay everytime we have sex, which is probally 3/4 a week. I just dont have him finish in my mouth! And I agree with way PP, I *** many times when hes goes down. That, just to equal thing,s hasent happen since I got pregnant! I cant wait to have that back again. *Sigh*
Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.
We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!
I hate you right now.
No kidding! I think I have only had the big O once since being pregnant.
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Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.
We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!
I hate you right now.
No kidding! I think I have only had the big O once since being pregnant.
DH is really good at what he does, but i've rarely ever gotten off with oral ever in my life. i loooove it, but it doesn't finish the job for me. lately the only time i O is when i handle things myself... the funniest thing is that just last night he apologized to me for us not having as much sex as usual, and i told him i was sorry that i hadn't been into it at all lately. i told him i've been so tired & out of it that i don't even know if he's tried to get frisky!!! oh the joys of pregnancy....
Ha! I always get that reaction when I tell people that.
His first girlfriend was a biter. There are scars to prove it.
I'll leave it at that.
DHs best friend told him about this one time when he and his gf were stoned (back in highschool) and they were naked and making out and she looked at his johnson and said "mmmm shrimp" and bit. It is now difficult to think of shrimp cocktail without thinking of him.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
my jaw hurts reading this post. DH gets his. He prefers to complete elsewhere,.. I am a bit top heavy and he kinda likes to watch it go all over... sorry tmi Im gonna shut up now.
I LOVE to give my DH oral. He gets a BJ at least two or three times a week. My only 'stipulation' is I don't swallow (I go to the sink when finished). He couldn't care less if that's all it takes to get one! It makes him happy and it usually only takes me a few minutes. Plus he always makes me feel like a sex goddess when I do it, lol. Win win!
Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.
We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!
This is officially my most favorite post EVER!!!!!
My DH may divorce me if he knows there are women like you out there. It has been a looooong time since he had one to completion because I was morrified as a teenager once so I hate them! Luckily, he would rather have sex to finish. And lucky for me, he doesn't mind giving what he doesn't get
Plus, I need to learn that trick for getting him to "speed things up and not relish the moment"....it just takes forever sometimes!
I might have to try that glider trick though...that sounds pretty rockstar!
last night actually, but I agree with PP my husband would divorce me if he knew some of you were out there. I still have a hard time brushing my teeth without gagging so...
Re: Blow jobs...
LOL this exactly!
this is how i feel too.
I know right! I wish!
bahahahahahaha ah I laughed so hard. Do you care to share what your favorite chaser is?? lol
This was my first thought too. Then I remembered I have a cold sore. Guess he'll have to wait til next week--it's almost healed, but I don't want to take any chances!
DH gets oral about 75% of the time we have sex as part of foreplay...
and he gets just BJ's quite a bit too...although the actual finish part he prefers to be done with my hands (fine by me, I'm not into getting a mouthful, especially when pregnant). Last time was probably a week ago.
We have been really slacking in the sex department...it's been incredibly uncomfortable this time around (lots of pressure down below and it almost hurts). It's also hard that we're not normally into sex at night...but it's harder during the morning/daytime with a Toddler. DH ends up with a lot of sympathy BJ's when he's walking around with major wood, haha. It doesn't really bother me...
I was probably 3 or so months along. He hasn't had one since because it was sort of awkward. I'm not a spitter (spitting is not lady like
), and it felt strange to spit it out. And I am completely skeeved out at the thought of swallowing whilst pregnant and sharing that with the kid. I know it's strange, but I refuse to give him one right now.
M/C 9/21/09 | M/C 12/24/09 | BFP 1/23/10
Madeline Rey DOB 9/30/10
TTC # 2 Jan 2013
BFP 3/12/13 | EDD 11/18/13
It's a GIRL! Lydia Marie!
Wow, TWICE last night? You go girl. I feel very very sorry for my DH.
This exactly. Maybe my DH will get one tonight.
But I think I've forgotten how to do it. Seriously.
for the love of all things good...JUST DONT BITE HIM!!!
To completion? I cannot remember when and when it did happen it was probably on "accident" well on my behalf anyways. Guess I did give them more frequently eariler in our relationship.
The other day we were talking about sex after the baby, how you have to wait 6 weeks, his only comment was bring on the blow jobs. We will see....
Wow! I dont give them as often as I should but really I feel bad for the guy.
To clarify... the 1st was early evening when he got home from work.. the other was like way later.. I do not recommend doing them close together as the second can take forever.. and I have TMJ and yeah.. not so fun haha DH is good though and knows when he needs to speed things up and not just relish in the moment ha.
You ladies are making me feel really bad. My M/S was so bad for the first few months that we weren't doing ANYTHING, and certainly not that. He got one after I went on Zofran, but since I've been off Zofran my gag reflex has started back up again hard core, so we stick to sex.
I know he misses it, and he's awfully generous in that way, so...
Maybe I'll try tonight. You've inspired me.
How did you teach him that one?
Same thing here. Poor guy has been reduced to sex when I want it..and I'm not as versatile or flexible as before so its the same lame position...spooning. I think I should go home and give him one just because.Dont know about completion though...i get tired very quickly.
hahahaha... i got braces later in life & discovered that they can do some damage, so i've always been very careful with that!!!!!! don't worry, no marks when we're done!!!!
No kidding! I think I have only had the big O once since being pregnant.
DH is really good at what he does, but i've rarely ever gotten off with oral ever in my life. i loooove it, but it doesn't finish the job for me. lately the only time i O is when i handle things myself... the funniest thing is that just last night he apologized to me for us not having as much sex as usual, and i told him i was sorry that i hadn't been into it at all lately. i told him i've been so tired & out of it that i don't even know if he's tried to get frisky!!! oh the joys of pregnancy....
DH had his Wed. morning before work, and I gave him a hj yesterday. There's nothing like that look of adoration he gives me afterwards. lol
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DHs best friend told him about this one time when he and his gf were stoned (back in highschool) and they were naked and making out and she looked at his johnson and said "mmmm shrimp" and bit. It is now difficult to think of shrimp cocktail without thinking of him.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Yea, I deff hate you too
This is officially my most favorite post EVER!!!!!
My DH may divorce me if he knows there are women like you out there. It has been a looooong time since he had one to completion because I was morrified as a teenager once so I hate them! Luckily, he would rather have sex to finish. And lucky for me, he doesn't mind giving what he doesn't get
Plus, I need to learn that trick for getting him to "speed things up and not relish the moment"....it just takes forever sometimes!
I might have to try that glider trick though...that sounds pretty rockstar!