Dear DH,
I don't appreciate you coming home last night and complaining about all the things I DIDN'T do. I may have had A SINGLE POT in the sink and laundry I didn't put away yet, but how about look at the vaccuumed floor, dusted house and cleaned bathroom. It's true I may have been home this weekend while you went back to Pittsburgh to have fun, but I WAS WORKING IN THE OFFICE one of those days and really needed a mental health day Sunday.
Oh and one other thing, AFTER you complain to me for 30 minutes about the house being "messy" don't expect me to want to kiss and be all cuddly with you.
xoxo,
Your clean, but not clean-freak wife
Re: Dear DH
Ditto this.