Know why I'm still married?

FrauKlein · July 2010

K puts up with my shiit for three reasons:

1. Left boob

2. Right boob

3. I am right now chewing all six feet of bubble tape at the same time because I have a huge mouth and no gag reflex.

Wifey421Brooke · July 2010

LOL That is any mans dream. He is a lucky man

joanithegreat · July 2010

FrauKlein:

K puts up with my shiit for three reasons:

1. Left boob

2. Right boob

3. I am right now chewing all six feet of bubble tape at the same time because I have a huge mouth and no gag reflex.

This post right here is why you are never allowed to leave BOTB.

Mrs White · July 2010

ummm.. wow.. really?

FrauKlein · July 2010

Yes, it's a skill I have. That's also why the dentist loves me.

The large mouth, I mean. Not the boobs.

Old boyfriend used to call it my snake jaw.

mrsadamc 05 · July 2010

I've got 1 and 2 but 3, not so much.

Your husband is a lucky, lucky man.

weelass24 · July 2010

*gigglesnort*

I have none of those attributes.

horizon1322 · July 2010

Awesome.

This post (in addition to the three reasons listed, of course) is one of many reasons why I love you.

Tim'sWifey · July 2010

You're hilarious. You forgot #4: Because you're really really ridiculously good looking.

FrauKlein · July 2010

Tim'sWifey:
You're hilarious. You forgot #4: Because you're really really ridiculously good looking.

::blue steel::

Jenandtonica · July 2010

We're twins!

True story: My parents had to stop giving me an entire pack of gum because I'd cram it all into my mouth. I need at least three sticks of gum for the wad to feel substantial enough.

And then the TMD/TMJ headaches started.

RIP, gum-chewing days. Crying