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Tim'sWifey · July 2010

Was something along the lines of... pray for my ass. I ate an entire box of kashi cookies today.

::sigh::

32 grams of fiber in cookies alone.

leslie13510 · July 2010

Bwahahahaha! Good luck with that.

akalutts · July 2010

OMG. Are you sure you're going to make that lunch date tomorrow? You might still be on the toilet at noon...

Tim'sWifey · July 2010

leslie13510:
Bwahahahaha! Good luck with that.

::cries::

I sent T a text to bring his gas mask home. My tummy doesn't feel good.

crownedbee · July 2010

*giggles again*

*shares my cheese with TW* You'll need it.

Tim'sWifey · July 2010

akalutts:
OMG. Are you sure you're going to make that lunch date tomorrow? You might still be on the toilet at noon...

Usually, Kashi just makes me fart a lot. I'm hoping this is the case this time.

leslie13510 · July 2010

So what you're saying is that health food cookies make you fart and poop a lot, and I should just stick to the yummy treats made by my Keebler elf friends? Can do.

SoCaliAli · July 2010

Uh oh. I hope you feel better by tomorrow!

Tim'sWifey · July 2010

Mmm... Keebler elf friends. Actually, those would probably make me fart, too.

akalutts · July 2010

Tim'sWifey:

akalutts:
OMG. Are you sure you're going to make that lunch date tomorrow? You might still be on the toilet at noon...

Usually, Kashi just makes me fart a lot. I'm hoping this is the case this time.

Ahhhh. Well, Ali's bringing Seth. You can just blame it on him. Babies can get away with anything :P