MacKynzlieyanna? Need girl name help...

starlight8323

Okay, sorry to mislead you, but the board is soo slow tonight that I didn't think you would mind.

Most of us on this board hate made-up names. This is a good thing. When people come on here with one, we gently tell them where they went wrong and send them on their merry way.

Here's the problem with that: we never get a chance to make up any names of our own, for fun.

SO... the real purpose of this thread is for us to post horrid, made-up names that can either follow a popular trend (or two), or can be a combination of your mother's, grandmothers, aunt's, and sister's names, or can be a cooking utensil mixed with a song title for all I care.

Let's see how bad we can get. What's the worst name you can make up?

CamrynnsMommy

Evol...it's LOVE spelled backwards or a form of EVIL!  It has dual purpose!

raeyn

Wait... you mean to say you're NOT naming your child MacKynzlieyanna?

Since I can't decide between Jillian, Clara, Mae, Anne, and Sophie, perhaps I should go with Sophillianara Mayanne. It has quite a nice ring to it, don't you think?

 

Edited to add: Wait, there definitely aren't enough 'Y's in there, and it's a little to close to the names I'm trying to honor... how about Sophyllyanara Mayenne.

braveangel2

I love this post! I don't know if I can top Evol - that one is pretty awesome. I tried to incorporate the 7 Deadly Trends...the apostophie makes it awesome.

Ky'bridynella McKynzie

And just because it makes me laugh....

Spatula Jones

 

Lady Leigh

Lyndsey-Nohands-On-Alcyhol-Isn-Jael

raeyn

braveangel2:

I love this post! I don't know if I can top Evol - that one is pretty awesome. I tried to incorporate the 7 Deadly Trends...the apostophie makes it awesome.

Ky'bridynella McKynzie

And just because it makes me laugh....

Spatula Jones

Spatula is one of those great names that would really work well for a boy or a girl. And he/she'd never have to tell anyone how to spell it! 

aliciaa10

I always imagined that if I was a famous actress I would name my daughter Taffeta Confectionary Heliotrope Symphony. I never came up for a name if I had a son, though.

braveangel2

raeyn:

braveangel2:

And just because it makes me laugh....

Spatula Jones

Spatula is one of those great names that would really work well for a boy or a girl. And he/she'd never have to tell anyone how to spell it! 

Oooh, unisex...good call!

I'll also add Orchid "cause it sounds like our kid...get it?"

blondie3001nz

how about Dagmar Fanny???

starlight8323

LOL! Great ideas everyone! Thanks for the laughs today. And you were right BraveAngel, the apostrophe DOES make it awesome!!!