Opinions, please!

AmyGirl80

We're so excited for our first child. I've spent weeks stalking the baby name boards and based on the discussions on here, these choices represent some of the most popular themes in names (ie, "rich" sounding, lots of vowels, made-up names, use of surnames as first names, Eurocentric, Caucasion, formal, and cutesy.) What do you think? I tried to combine all the trends as best I could!

 Boy

Lander Briton
Colven Lawsly
Bryxler Went
 

Girl

Averest Collisa
Kennily Lilac
Emmelisa Brinley
 

plunderb

Is this post about a real child's name or is it a thought experiment?

Either way, "rich" is not a word I would use to describe these names.

ntlapointe

I really like the name Lander... never heard of it and I think it's cool!

laurenpaula

What do I think???

Most of them sound just terrible.  Terrible and made up.  NO BUENO

loveypants

My honest opinion?  That this is MUD.  Seriously, if it's real then wow.  Not good at all.

jillianfries

All terrible. 

juniper19

If this is a satirical exercise to come up with names that conform with contemporary trends then you did a great job (although I agree with pp that said none of these sound "rich" - perhaps "nouveau riche").

If these are names that you are considering, I would reconsider.

misscharlotte04

laurenpaula:

What do I think???

Most of them sound just terrible.  Terrible and made up.  NO BUENO

I must agree

karrizma

AmyGirl80:

We're so excited for our first child. I've spent weeks stalking the baby name boards and based on the discussions on here, these choices represent some of the most popular themes in names (ie, "rich" sounding, lots of vowels, made-up names, use of surnames as first names, Eurocentric, Caucasion, formal, and cutesy.) What do you think? I tried to combine all the trends as best I could!

 Boy

Lander Briton
Colven Lawsly
Bryxler Went
 

Girl

Averest Collisa
Kennily Lilac
Emmelisa Brinley
 

Tell me this is a joke and you're an AE.  These are so bad that they made my eyes cross just reading them.

biblionerd

You have to be kidding, right? This might be one of the lamest AEs I've seen on here...

frozengrapes

Yawn

superMiller

loveypants:

My honest opinion?  That this is MUD.  Seriously, if it's real then wow.  Not good at all.

At least for your baby's sake I HOPE it's MUD.  I'm all for original names but there's not a good one in the bunch.  

soko987

Bryxler Went where?

Spookster

Ouchies....