I have purchased your present! I'm proud of myself (though I had some help). I/We hope you like it.
The end.
Love, Ballsy
Little Man (4 years old---holy cow)
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Re: Dear Elfee