lmao!!!! I lol'ed on this one! NOPE! I wipe the wrong way...from back to front. I know I know...I know ladies. I was taught wrong and can't break the habit. I avoid the womanly parts.
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I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
WAIT. Am I seriously the ONLY one who stands to wipe?!?!?!
I never even considered NOT standing to wipe. How the heck do you get good wiping leverage while sitting on the toilet?!?
I feel like my whole world just changed.
If you are standing, how do you spread your ass cheeks?
Well I don't stand completely upright. It's more of a squat, I guess??
I asked my DH how he does it and he says he sits and it's "weird" that I stand. WTF?!? I had no idea standing to wipe was so rare!
As a side note: the thought of all these people in the world sitting on the toilet to wipe GROSSES ME OUT because that means they are probably sometimes hitting the toilet seat with their soiled toilet paper during the follow-through portion of their wipe. Does that make any sense?!? EWW.
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WAIT. Am I seriously the ONLY one who stands to wipe?!?!?!
I never even considered NOT standing to wipe. How the heck do you get good wiping leverage while sitting on the toilet?!?
I feel like my whole world just changed.
If you are standing, how do you spread your ass cheeks?
Well I don't stand completely upright. It's more of a squat, I guess??
I asked my DH how he does it and he says he sits and it's "weird" that I stand. WTF?!? I had no idea standing to wipe was so rare!
As a side note: the thought of all these people in the world sitting on the toilet to wipe GROSSES ME OUT because that means they are probably sometimes hitting the toilet seat with their soiled toilet paper during the follow-through portion of their wipe. Does that make any sense?!? EWW.
So you're kind of hover/squatting? Hmm.. I may have to experiment with this.
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umm... did I miss something?
Personally, I stand on my head.
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
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same here
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This. I have also started using the flushable wipes I bought for DD because they are so much better than toilet paper in cleaning your butt.
I just think it's funny that the pregnancy questions get 10-12 responses, and the posts about farts and poop have 30 responses within 5 minutes.
Us too! DH refers to them as "butt wipes". And yes, he does this in the grocery store too. Out loud. In front of strangers.
I literally LOL'd. Thank god DH isn't here to laugh at me!
WAIT. Am I seriously the ONLY one who stands to wipe?!?!?!
I never even considered NOT standing to wipe. How the heck do you get good wiping leverage while sitting on the toilet?!?
I feel like my whole world just changed.
Trying to get sperminated since February 2010
Mar-May 2011: 3 Cycles IUI + Clomid = BFN Jan 2012: Injectables + TI = ??
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lol. I can't say I have ever ever had a job that required standing to wipe. Count me in for the sit and lean.
If you are standing, how do you spread your ass cheeks?
Oh erma, go ahead and LOL. We all know that some days are much, much worse than others. Yesterday was one of those days for me.
This. But while we're on the topic, I used to fully undress while I poo'd and when I was little, I would make my bff sit in there and talk to me!
It's OK saucy. I'm mostly a stander as well. No need for shame.
I literally LOL'd so hard I hurt myself!
LMFAO
Well I don't stand completely upright. It's more of a squat, I guess??
I asked my DH how he does it and he says he sits and it's "weird" that I stand. WTF?!? I had no idea standing to wipe was so rare!
As a side note: the thought of all these people in the world sitting on the toilet to wipe GROSSES ME OUT because that means they are probably sometimes hitting the toilet seat with their soiled toilet paper during the follow-through portion of their wipe. Does that make any sense?!? EWW.
Trying to get sperminated since February 2010
Mar-May 2011: 3 Cycles IUI + Clomid = BFN Jan 2012: Injectables + TI = ??
My Cooking (and More) Blog
DD born 07/2011 DD due 11/18/2013
So you're kind of hover/squatting? Hmm.. I may have to experiment with this.