Lets play... On EFFer Island...

babyluv617

On EFFer Island...

there is a margarita filled swimming pool. 

 

papagena

And a bed, with crisp white sheets and the island breeze blowing...  (probably not quite exotic enough?)

...and cabana boy in it... (better?)

Lotte134

And all the fresh guacamole you can eat!

mrs.a.butler

papagena:

And a bed, with crisp white sheets and the island breeze blowing...  (probably not quite exotic enough?)

...and cabana boy in it... (better?)

how about obv sheets??  or minky sheets??

Poonico

On EFFer Island my children all frolic and play together letting out no more than giggles and delightful squeals.

lar1203

babysitters frolicking on the beach with the kids while EFFing mommies enjoy a cocktail or two.

ahhhhhhh

Dobie_Mama

... There's an extra 4hrs. in every day - an extra 2hrs. to do the fun stuff you never find time to do, and an extra 2hrs. of sleep.

papagena

mrs.a.butler:

papagena:

And a bed, with crisp white sheets and the island breeze blowing...  (probably not quite exotic enough?)

...and cabana boy in it... (better?)

how about obv sheets??  or minky sheets??

Organic cotton. Sorry...

littleanomaly

Preggo ladies get margarita's on EFFer Island right? 

Genevieved

EFFer children go to sleep no problem for a morning nap, afternoon nap and sleep all night long.

Joes_love

on EFFer island there is never any sand in the uncomfortable places, but plenty for natural pedicures.

 

nsees

Joes_love:

on EFFer island there is never any sand in the uncomfortable places, but plenty for natural pedicures.

 

natural pedicures which take place in the most comfortable lounge chair/bed oceanside with margarita in one hand and calorie-free chocolate in the other.

(since all the babies are sleeping and have a sitter...why not?!?!)

thejennigirl

Boobs are always perfectly perky without bras or schmancy swimsuits.  And my hair is never frizzy.

And there are white chocoalte covered strawberries served by a yummy hunk, like this one,

and we all have those fab stomach muscles, too.

 

lesalia217

alright, where do I book my reservation?

babyluv617

Genevieved:

EFFer children go to sleep no problem for a morning nap, afternoon nap and sleep all night long.

Don't you mean EFFing children? ;0)

GladToBeMrs.SRS

...there are no neuro or cardio patients.  Or psych. 

 

 

ETA:  ...because EFFer island cures all ails.  

Hippinski

On EFFer island there is no pain or sickness.  No cancer or anything like that.

And...there is no diaper rash or teething pain!