Baby Police

Ashleysred

My mom had a party for her boyfriend's birthday at her house this weekend.  And they spent the whole day on the river, so by the time we got there everyone was pretty drunk and loud.  KiKi was totally overwhelmed by the noise, the amount of people, and everyone wanted to touch her little legs when they walked by.  She only wanted to be held by me or Timm. 

Anyway, she cried a lot when we got there.  And this one girl was the baby police! 

"Has she eaten yet?  She's hungry that's why she's crying"
"No, she just ate."
"Did you try changing her diaper?"
"Yep, all clean."
"Well, she must need cuddling, let me hold her."
"No, thanks.  I got it under control."
"So are you still taking your prenatals?"
"Yep."
"That's good.  Are you breastfeeding? The breast is best you know."
"Yes."
"What is this?" Pointing to her cloth diaper
"A cloth diaper."
"Why?  Isn't that more work, why did you decide to do that?  I don't understand.  You have to wash those right?  Or do you throw them away?  Isn't that expensive?  How many do you have to buy, 100?  That must cost a lot of money...."
KiKi cries.  I think she was annoyed with this lady too.
"She must be hungry now."

It had been 5 minutes from when she last asked but I took this as my chance to escape.  She was making my head spin! 

aleikela

I have this visual of her right on top of you, following you around speaking in a high pitched voice.  Haha!

samantha7806

god help me whenever i finally have a child. i would not be able to bite my tongue. just reading that wore me out.

Ashleysred

aleikela:

I have this visual of her right on top of you, following you around speaking in a high pitched voice.  Haha!

HAHA!  That's hilarious.  She did have a high pitched voice, not super high, but definitely up there.

Buttercup29

Wow. Wonder why people think they know everything? You are so awesome for not letting it get the best of you.

natalee215

I love know it alls!

Ms.Beachbum08

You should have started asking her questions right back.

funny bunny

wow!

I would tell this person off, in a PG18+ language.

Good for you for keeping composed through this, I don't know how you managed! 

ludyjanboltz

How freaking annoying!

Ashleysred

She was annoying.  But it was also quite hilarious.  I don't think I have ever had anyone fire questions like that at me, without skipping a beat, I hardly had time to answer.  Then offering advice in the next breath.  I just kept laughing as she moved from subject to subject.

After me, she found a girl that was 7 months pregnant.  That poor girl.  She couldn't get away.  And she was telling her all her friends' labor horror stories.  I would have been more annoyed if I was her.  I had it easy, considering! HA!