husbands say the dumbest things

kat.in.the.hat

upon looking at my 38 week pregnant belly pic with Mar, Josh said (in complete seriousness) "How the hell did we ever have sex."

I assured him he won't be having that problem for a long time now.

melrrr

haha. 

mom2ll

BIL told SIL how gross her girl parts looked while giving birth to their 3rd child (I think he said blue and bloody).  She told him right that second that there wouldn't be a 4th because he wasn't ever allowed to touch her again.  Can't say that I blame her.

funnyvalentine

rut ro

kreeper611

In his defense, I look a pics of MY pregnant belly those last few weeks and wonder the same thing.  I was in complete denial about how big that sucker was.

KelleyA

LOL...boys are funny...and dumb.