This one actually made me laugh so hard that I got a tear. Only becuase I have had to say this before.
My friends hear me say some pretty off the wall things when I'm on the phone with them and Em is getting into something.
The other day my conversation went like this:
Me: Where is your crayon?
Em: ::silence::
Me: Are you eating your crayons!?
Em: ::screams::
Me: WHY!? Why are you eating your crayons?! We don't eat crayons!!!
We don't eat crayons. Yet she continues to eat them. lol
lol.
i say things like that to my dog.
does that make me crazy?
me: sammy what are you licking that branch?
sammy: :: licks branch::
me: Sammy GO POOP
sammy: sniffs a million other things
me: sammy, fine if you're not going to poop then we'll go back upstairs
sammy: poops on his way upstairs.
me: GAH!
Mrs.Rotty: lol. i say things like that to my dog. does that make me crazy? me: sammy what are you licking that branch? sammy: :: licks branch:: me: Sammy GO POOP sammy: sniffs a million other things me: sammy, fine if you're not going to poop then we'll go back upstairs sammy: poops on his way upstairs. me: GAH!
Lol this is me as well. "Joey, go potty..... Go potty Joe, go on. Go potty... DO NOT EAT YOUR POTTY!!!"
***SweetPea***:My friends hear me say some pretty off the wall things when I'm on the phone with them and Em is getting into something. The other day my conversation went like this: Me: Where is your crayon? Em: ::silence:: Me: Are you eating your crayons!? Em: ::screams:: Me: WHY!? Why are you eating your crayons?! We don't eat crayons!!! We don't eat crayons. Yet she continues to eat them. lol
I have had that exact conversation with DS.
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My friends hear me say some pretty off the wall things when I'm on the phone with them and Em is getting into something.
The other day my conversation went like this:
Me: Where is your crayon?
Em: ::silence::
Me: Are you eating your crayons!?
Em: ::screams::
Me: WHY!? Why are you eating your crayons?! We don't eat crayons!!!
We don't eat crayons. Yet she continues to eat them. lol
lol.
i say things like that to my dog.
does that make me crazy?
me: sammy what are you licking that branch?
sammy: :: licks branch::
me: Sammy GO POOP
sammy: sniffs a million other things
me: sammy, fine if you're not going to poop then we'll go back upstairs
sammy: poops on his way upstairs.
me: GAH!
Lol this is me as well. "Joey, go potty..... Go potty Joe, go on. Go potty... DO NOT EAT YOUR POTTY!!!"
I have had that exact conversation with DS.