Babies on the Brain

The comments are funnier than the actual blog post!

This one actually made me laugh so hard that I got a tear.  Only becuase I have had to say this before.

You constantly say things like "Please, dont lick my pants!" and wonder why on earth you would EVER have to say that outloud.

Re: The comments are funnier than the actual blog post!

  • omg.  as a teacher of 5 year olds.. i would be like, 'how/why are these words coming from my mouth!'
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  • My friends hear me say some pretty off the wall things when I'm on the phone with them and Em is getting into something.

    The other day my conversation went like this:

    Me: Where is your crayon?

    Em: ::silence::

    Me: Are you eating your crayons!?

    Em: ::screams::

    Me: WHY!?  Why are you eating your crayons?!  We don't eat crayons!!!

    We don't eat crayons. Yet she continues to eat them.  lol

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  • lol.

    i say things like that to my dog.

    does that make me crazy?

    me: sammy what are you licking that branch?

    sammy: :: licks branch::

    me: Sammy GO POOP

    sammy: sniffs a million other things

    me: sammy, fine if you're not going to poop then we'll go back upstairs

    sammy: poops on his way upstairs.

    me: GAH!

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  • imageMrs.Rotty:

    lol.

    i say things like that to my dog.

    does that make me crazy?

    me: sammy what are you licking that branch?

    sammy: :: licks branch::

    me: Sammy GO POOP

    sammy: sniffs a million other things

    me: sammy, fine if you're not going to poop then we'll go back upstairs

    sammy: poops on his way upstairs.

    me: GAH!

    Lol this is me as well.  "Joey, go potty..... Go potty Joe, go on.  Go potty...  DO NOT EAT YOUR POTTY!!!"

  • image***SweetPea***:

    My friends hear me say some pretty off the wall things when I'm on the phone with them and Em is getting into something.

    The other day my conversation went like this:

    Me: Where is your crayon?

    Em: ::silence::

    Me: Are you eating your crayons!?

    Em: ::screams::

    Me: WHY!?  Why are you eating your crayons?!  We don't eat crayons!!!

    We don't eat crayons. Yet she continues to eat them.  lol

    I have had that exact conversation with DS.

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