My boss has no concept of social cues

rjl07

I can't take it anymore.  He tells these ridiculous stories that he thinks are hilarious and name drops the whole way through.  I just sit and stare at him and wait (somewhat) patiently for the non-existent punchline.  In my head I'm just fantasizing about kicking him in the teeth. 

The only thing better than a BFP right now would be a new job.  I have to get out of here soon.