Poetry Challenge

johannaknip · June 2010

The challenge this week is a name poem. Name Poetry tells about the word. It uses the letters of the word for the first letter of each line.

The word is GOAT or GOATS.

Hope you like it!!!

johannaknip · June 2010

Here is mine

Gratuitous phishing posts
Obnoxious "do you see it" questions
Assholes, you ruin my day
Trolls, by any other name
Straight to First Tri, please

rjl07 · June 2010

Here is my first lame attempt at the Poetry Challenge...

Go away MF

O was only 7 days ago!

A BFP is my wish

To PgAL I will finally go

Stay away from here AF.

jen629 · June 2010

Go ahead and drive on by

Ovulated sweetie pie

Ask dumb questions if you must

Timing you say was just great

Stfu you are pregnant ...great

CarrieLeigh84 · June 2010

Oh!

Go Fvck yourself

OMG I got ktfu my first try

All of you are meanie heads

Throat punches are required.

ETA: Oh fvck. These were supposed to rhyme?

Scout05 · June 2010

Get the fvck out,

Only thinking of yourself.

As if we care about your BFP.

This is not a one-stop-shop for the celebration of you.

Support others to get support back.

Scout05 · June 2010

CarrieLeigh84:

Oh!

Go Fvck yourself

OMG I got ktfu my first try

All of you are meanie heads

Throat punches are required.

ETA: Oh fvck. These were supposed to rhyme?

I'm going free verse, myself.

babygirlpriest · June 2010

G - olly, but I lurk so I?m a regular!

O - h you?re all meanie heads!

A - ll ?kharma?s? fault you're not pregnant!

T - sk, tsk, I feel sorry for your husbands!

S - ay, look! 1^st Tri?

JuJuBe3 · June 2010

Go fvck yourself you stupid goat

Or I'll punch you, yes, in the throat

And don't bother calling names

Trot on back from wence you came

triple_sevens · June 2010

I'm going to try some blank verse!

God knows we've seen enough of you today,
Oversharing every twinge and pang.
And now you're back with one last phishing post
To test our nerves and flaunt your knocked-up ute.
Shut up, you Fvck, or else we'll call Miss Banks.

AppleRidge · June 2010

Greetings, strangers - wanna hear about my BFP?
Ovulated right after my m/c.
Always heard you're more fertile then.
Turns out it's true!!!11!!1
Stupid doctor, telling us to TTA.

mlmtgg · June 2010

A conversation between me and the goat. By mlmtgg

Golly Gee, a BFP! Aren't you happy for me?

Oh, no you silly girl, actually I want to hurl!

And here's what I did differently - now are you happy for me?

Think I care about your 'sighns'?. So what you got two lines?

Special you are not, shut your trap - you little snot.

ColindaP · June 2010

Gates are open, herders are gone.
'OMG!' you squeal "It took me so long!
"After two whole cycles, one finally stuck!"
The truth hurts, but I'll say it - you totally suck.
So here's a quarter, go call someone who gives a fvck.