Bwahahaha!!! MF FAIL!

Scout05

So, I am 3 dpo. Clearly early enough for MF, right?

I have been STARVING for the last two days. STARVING. I will eat anything in sight, and then eat what is on your plate, and I will not be sorry at all.

Of course I secretly think "maybe! squee!"

Then I remember I have been stabbing myself in the belly with a new drug for three days.

Guess what a common side effect of Lovenox is?

:::headdesk:::

Baby or not, looks like I'll get fat either way.

 

rjl07

Why must all of these stupid drugs have the same s/e's as pregnancy???  My boobs feel like they are going to explode from the trigger and the progesterone.  Is it too much to ask for just one clear symptom that has nothing to do with the drugs????

ColindaP

Hehehe. I thought that was also a side effect of being Allison.

Scout05

ColindaP:

Hehehe. I thought that was also a side effect of being Allison.

Ugh.

I know.

(There is way more intensity now, though. I stole DH's muffin at Starbucks. After I ate my own. Yeah.)

ShellShockedMama

ColindaP:

Hehehe. I thought that was also a side effect of being Allison.

This is true, i can attest to this. On any given day, I can eat DH under the table. sad but true. 

triple_sevens

NOOOOOOOO! The hungry Mind Fetus MUST BE STOPPED. It's bad enough that the stupid little bugger torments me before I've even ovulated. I cannot allow him to claim another victim.

3ltlones

rjl07:

Why must all of these stupid drugs have the same s/e's as pregnancy???  My boobs feel like they are going to explode from the trigger and the progesterone.  Is it too much to ask for just one clear symptom that has nothing to do with the drugs????

This, it really sucks that the side effects are all the same. Sucks. 

dondraandluis

Dang fertility drugs messing with you!

summerbee1

3ltlones:

rjl07:

Why must all of these stupid drugs have the same s/e's as pregnancy???  My boobs feel like they are going to explode from the trigger and the progesterone.  Is it too much to ask for just one clear symptom that has nothing to do with the drugs????

This, it really sucks that the side effects are all the same. Sucks. 

Totally agree!!!

mlmtgg

at least you have the meds to blame.

I took this month off from meds so I wasn't a bloated hormonal mess for my sister's wedding, and pretty much all I've done since the IUI#2 BFN in May is eat and drink. then I go for a jog and think it's all okay to come right home and eat the biggest bowl of guacamole you've ever seen. (this was me yesterday). 

Court1

Sucks that the meds have such crappy side effects!  You're one day ahead of me....when will you test?  Tomorrow