I made a comment today about considering getting a window A/C unit for our house because it was getting unbearable. She says to me, "Oh, please. I went through two pregnancies, due in September, without A/C. It's really not that bad. And you have three more months. You better buck up now and stop your complaining."
Seriously? I wanted to throw back, "Well, maybe you're stronger than me. Or maybe the fact that you're a native and had never known the wonders of A/C in your home have you immune to the heat. But I'm tired of shoving ice packs down my shirt to sleep. I'm tired of throwing up from the heat whenever I try to clean the house. And I'm tired of you being a total tool and pointing out the million ways you think I'm weak & whiny."
But instead I said, "I'm going to get a popsicle and go outside." Because, you know, I'm weak & whiny. Anyway, she's a tool.
/vent
Re: My SIL is a tool.
How sweet of her. *hands Dobie popsicle*
Would you like my mom's phone number? She's better with things like that.. "The day you were born it was 118 degrees and we didn't have AC. Make sure you have your AC on." or "We didn't get ultrasounds unless the baby or mom was in trouble. Be grateful that you get so many and make plenty of copies for me." or "You didn't get drugs unless you were in trouble. Take the drugs, don't be a martyr." The last one was after I told her that pre-1930s no one really used drugs for birth and that if they did it, so can I. She didn't get drugs btw.
2011 Reading Challenge
Why are you still here? Go get the A/C!
Your SIL is, indeed, a complete tool. And not the useful sort, either.
::singsong::
Somebody needs a throat punch, somebody needs a throat punch...
Mother's Day, 2011
11 months
Yeah, I'm not going to give up my heat in the winter, either. Totally spoiled & selfish. I know. lol
dude, i'm just barely pg and the heat is killing me. if we didn't have a/c units in our bedrooms, i'd probably be behind bars for breaking and entering into anyone's house that DID have a/c.
tell your sister to stfu and get us both popsicles.
Deal. Which do you want? I have strawberry, grape & lime.
::hands joes box of popsicles::
Tales of the Wife
lime!!!
Big E (6) & Little E (2.5)
What a douchnozzle.
And when she asks to come over tell her that S is sick with something really contagious so it's not safe. Make her sweat. Biatch.