When your baby throws up on your head while at a wedding and you just laugh. (I had her up on my shoulders - I deserved it)
You can't go anywhere without it being a big production.
Your "alone time" is when your newborn is asleep on your chest.
When you go away for a weekend with an amount of stuff that would have lasted you a month before kids. 3/4 of the packing is for your kid(s) and you will still forget something.
When the baby sleeps an extra hour between feedings and you wake up wondering why they are still asleep and check to make sure they are still breathing.
When even babies who sound nothing like yours cry, you wonder what's wrong and turn to help them thinking they are your kids.
When you finally find the time to take a decent shower, pick out a really cute top and accessories, only to get peed on and decide to wear the shirt anyway since you are dressed cute finally
Re: You Know You're a Parent When...
..you're out and hear a baby cry and you whip around to see what's wrong-only to realize your baby is at home with DH!
ha ha ha....had to laugh at this one because I caught my MIL doing that this morning!!
When your baby throws up on your head while at a wedding and you just laugh. (I had her up on my shoulders - I deserved it)
You can't go anywhere without it being a big production.
Your "alone time" is when your newborn is asleep on your chest.
When you go away for a weekend with an amount of stuff that would have lasted you a month before kids. 3/4 of the packing is for your kid(s) and you will still forget something.
When the baby sleeps an extra hour between feedings and you wake up wondering why they are still asleep and check to make sure they are still breathing.
When even babies who sound nothing like yours cry, you wonder what's wrong and turn to help them thinking they are your kids.
lol! i catch myself doing this... my mom does this too!!