DH got his eyes clawed out yesterday...

VampyAuthor

We went to the commissary and while in the freezer section I picked up a pint of Ben and Jerry's, it was on sale for 1.75 with a 50 cent coupon and I've been wanting something sweet since I've been dieting and working out like a mad woman.

He turns, looks at me and says, "you don't need that, it'll go straight to your butt."

Really DH?? Have fun sleeping on the couch you inconsiderate as*

jescgrl

1st off...your making my miss base life even more with the 1.75 B&J!

2nd of all... Dh needs to learn to think before you speak. Holy cow I would have hint him. hard.... and probably made him walk home depending how big your base is

Princessn678

I would have kicked him in the balls

blissfully_caffeinated

Princessn678:

I would have kicked him in the balls

I would wait until he was least expecting it THEN kick him in the balls and say "That was for the ice cream butt comment". 

smorzandoj

man.......he is  really looking for a beating after this and the last thing he said

TarponMonoxide

Where did you find this treasure?

 Reply, "too bad you can't eat it and have it go straight to you d*ck."

 See what he thinks of that one.

soko987

TarponMonoxide:

Where did you find this treasure?

 Reply, "too bad you can't eat it and have it go straight to you d*ck."

 See what he thinks of that one.

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