DH has a colonoscopy tomorrow so tonight he's "flushing himself out". I can't help but laugh every time he gets up and books it to the bathroom.
"It's like I'm peeing, but out of my A$$"
"Hope this one waits til I make it to the toooiiilllleeettttttt!!!!!!!!"
"This is some serious sh!t"
"Babe, I don't know how, but I just clogged the toilet"
"I wonder how much weight I've lost"
Anything that has to do with flatulance or bowel movements, I just get tickled and CAN NOT quit laughing! Don't judge...
Re: WARNING: Immaturity ahead!
DS 6.12.11
Hypermenorrhea, Anovulatory & Hypothyroid
TTC#2
My Lack of Ovulation Chart
I did that same Cleansing before my Lap. Not fun. I feel for the guy.
but on the scale at the docs the next morning I was 6 pounds lighter than normal!
TTC#1 Chart
TTC#2 Chart
IUI #1 - #4 (repronex trigger) = BFN
IUI#5 on 10/28/2008 ** BFP 11/10/08 ** EDD 07/21/09 *** It's a GIRL (07/14/09)
med/treatment free BFP 06/28/10. EDD 03/05/11 *** GIRL #2 (02/23/11)
beta#1 @ 17dpo = 1296 .... beta#2 @ 19dpo = 3034
it's the Bug and Baby Belle!
Amy, your DH needs to read this article by Dave Barry. He writes about his colonoscopy experience. It's so funny!
https://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html
Ovarian cancer survivor
DH= low motility
2/9/11 lap & hysteroscopy- uterine polyp & scar tissue removed
3/25/11 IUI#1= BFP m/c; D&C at 7w3d (Trisomy 16)
IUIs #2, #3, #4 and #5= BFNs
Onto IVF #1= BFN
FET 4/6/12= 2 extended blasts transferred, with one hatching
Beta 1= 607; Beta 2= 1,564; Beta 3= 24,439; Beta 4= over 64,000
First u/s on 5/10= TWINS! Heartbeats 158 and 160!
It's a boy and a girl!
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Huge congrats to my beautiful BFPB lmj8284, due June 2012!
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." -FDR
Hahaha! Me too! Gotta love our boys...
I just read this. Very funny! Also very informative.