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WARNING: Immaturity ahead!

DH has a colonoscopy tomorrow so tonight he's "flushing himself out". I can't help but laugh every time he gets up and books it to the bathroom.

"It's like I'm peeing, but out of my A$$"

"Hope this one waits til I make it to the toooiiilllleeettttttt!!!!!!!!"

"This is some serious sh!t"

"Babe, I don't know how, but I just clogged the toilet"

"I wonder how much weight I've lost"

Anything that has to do with flatulance or bowel movements, I just get tickled and CAN NOT quit laughing! Don't judge... Stick out tongue

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  • LOL that is to funny!! Boys and their bowel movements! Count me Immature but I'd be laughing too!
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  • Sadly, that sounds like a normal day in my house.

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  • LOL, what's sad is that I can totally relate to him! I had to have a colonoscopy last spring because my doctor thought I had Krohn's Disease. Luckily, I don't, but that whole experience was rough!



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    I did that same Cleansing before my Lap.   Not fun.  I feel for the guy.

    but on the scale at the docs the next morning I was 6 pounds lighter than normal!

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  • Amy, your DH needs to read this article by Dave Barry. He writes about his colonoscopy experience. It's so funny!

    https://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html




  • I would probably giggle too!
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  • Am I immature cause I am laughing out loud over here?! haha!!
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  • I am soo late posting on this, but LMAO!!!!!! I can't help but laugh at everything to do with that subject either. It's just hard to not laugh! I hope everything goes well with his tests.
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  • imagekerrbear72:
    Sadly, that sounds like a normal day in my house.

     

    Hahaha! Me too! Gotta love our boys... :p

  • imageSunnyGal331:

    Amy, your DH needs to read this article by Dave Barry. He writes about his colonoscopy experience. It's so funny!

    https://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html

    I just read this. Very funny! Also very informative. 

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