Things men say...

amandaloren

I've always heard "things kids say" and then they will go onto this funny story of something some kid says. Well I have come to realize our men are just like that lol So what are some funny things your DH has said to you?

 Here's mine: I was telling him how alot of his "smart" sperm makes its way on up and the retardos make their way off the short bus early. lol He thought this was funny and was like "Guess I got ALOT of dummies then" (TMI alert) Next time we had sex I told him their wasn't much coming out of me, and he just laughed and said well I guess that means my guys have graduated and are getting smarter:) I thought that was cute. Okay that was mine, now whats yalls?

KdgTeacher

amandaloren:

I've always heard "things kids say" and then they will go onto this funny story of something some kid says. Well I have come to realize our men are just like that lol So what are some funny things your DH has said to you?

 Here's mine: I was telling him how alot of his "smart" sperm makes its way on up and the retardos make their way off the short bus early. lol He thought this was funny and was like "Guess I got ALOT of dummies then" (TMI alert) Next time we had sex I told him their wasn't much coming out of me, and he just laughed and said well I guess that means my guys have graduated and are getting smarter:) I thought that was cute. Okay that was mine, now whats yalls?

WOW.    PSA;  That word (or any form of it) don't go well over here.  I think the "short bus" analogy could also fall under that category.

kje120

For some reason he was looking at strollers and saw the ones for multiple kids. He turned to me and said "We should just do fertility drugs so we can have triplets and get it all over at once".  I laughed at him and told him he must be on crack.

wipalmtree

this isn't so much funny as just sweet ...

DH texted me: I want to see you with a big belly.

amandaloren

KdgTeacher:

amandaloren:

I've always heard "things kids say" and then they will go onto this funny story of something some kid says. Well I have come to realize our men are just like that lol So what are some funny things your DH has said to you?

 Here's mine: I was telling him how alot of his "smart" sperm makes its way on up and the retardos make their way off the short bus early. lol He thought this was funny and was like "Guess I got ALOT of dummies then" (TMI alert) Next time we had sex I told him their wasn't much coming out of me, and he just laughed and said well I guess that means my guys have graduated and are getting smarter:) I thought that was cute. Okay that was mine, now whats yalls?

WOW.    PSA;  That word (or any form of it) don't go well over here.  I think the "short bus" analogy could also fall under that category.

sorry, I heard the phrase on here...

HydrangeaSunset

wipalmtree:

this isn't so much funny as just sweet ...

DH texted me: I want to see you with a big belly.

 

Very cute.

DH said the day after I got the + : "Guess my little boys are better swimmers than I am!" He can't swim worth crap! 

lmj8284

I've got a good one!

DH says the reason I haven't gotten pregnant yet is b/c his sperm can't swim backwards!  hahahaha!  get it?

amandaloren

lmj8284:

I've got a good one!

DH says the reason I haven't gotten pregnant yet is b/c his sperm can't swim backwards!  hahahaha!  get it?

haha too cute!

NikkiBenzo

KdgTeacher:

amandaloren:

I've always heard "things kids say" and then they will go onto this funny story of something some kid says. Well I have come to realize our men are just like that lol So what are some funny things your DH has said to you?

 Here's mine: I was telling him how alot of his "smart" sperm makes its way on up and the retardos make their way off the short bus early. lol He thought this was funny and was like "Guess I got ALOT of dummies then" (TMI alert) Next time we had sex I told him their wasn't much coming out of me, and he just laughed and said well I guess that means my guys have graduated and are getting smarter:) I thought that was cute. Okay that was mine, now whats yalls?

WOW.    PSA;  That word (or any form of it) don't go well over here.  I think the "short bus" analogy could also fall under that category.

I am usually not uptight, but I agree that this was a little off color...