I have never been so bloated in my life. If ever I thought I was bloated - I was mistaken, because now I know what bloat really is. My belly is HARD and painful and there is apparently nothing I can do about it. Seriously, I look absolutely huge and can't suck it in even if I tried.
/sigh.
Re: worst - bloat - ever
pshh...my friend today says today "wow, you're showing already" ....."no, just really bloated".....ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...i haate those comments...it's hard enough i have to worry about a hard bloat that I can't suck in...
I feel your pain
Sorry that you feel so crappy with the bloat. I am going to drift to TMI and suggest that since you said your tummy is hard, it may be gas bloat from what you ate (and hormones) and if you are constipated. I've been there myself and it's not fun at all.
Hope you feel better soon!
5lbs 9 oz, 18.5 inches long
6 months: 16lbs 15 oz, 27 inches long
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
I'm guessing it's just gas. I've heard lots of ladies talk about being horribly constipated, but so far that hasn't been an issue for me at all. The gas on the other hand...
~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~
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I was the exact same way last night! Thank goodness oversized tee's and vests are in.
Set to welcome the craziness in April 2014!
I look ginormous.... my friend at work said "wow, it's gonna be tough hiding that for another 5-6 weeks"
I am sitting home right now while DH is around the corner with DD at his godmother's.... i skipped out on cake to celebrate his godmother and uncle's anniversary bc I don't feel like having 30 ppl stare at my belly and wonder.
Also, I have HORRIBLE gas... even DD keeps telling me "mommy farts LOUD"
This is a great idea. Thanks for sharing.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~
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Old Navy has these shorts on sale today:
They are super stretchy and way comfy. And only $7. Since I have been super bloated I don't want anything tight around my tummy.
Very similar thing happened to me last night. Wore a top to church yesterday morning that's ruffled around the middle. Worked fine.
My bloat always gets worse in the afternoon/evening, so went to wear the same top to a potluck dinner last night and looked like I was 5 months pregnant!
Had to change tops immediately, because DH and I aren't telling anyone until the 2nd trimester (and I would have certainly given my secret away early with that top!).