Speaking of paychecks and salaries...

co18co

what the hell is going on here?  It's SO quiet. 

 

I guess going back to work full time wasn't as bad as I thought!

 So, what's new?

Goose51504

Agreed. Although, I can't say I was super entertained while on maternity leave. This board is apparently comatose. At least work proves to be mildly entertaining at times.

 

eclaires

WHORES.

springmom

I think everyone must have gone back to work.  I scrolled through looking to read only starred posts, but some of the starred posts aren't all that exciting, they are just the only things posted in a 15 hour period,  so they get a bunch of views :-)

co18co

springmom:

I think everyone must have gone back to work.  I scrolled through looking to read only starred posts, but some of the starred posts aren't all that exciting, they are just the only things posted in a 15 hour period,  so they get a bunch of views :-)

 

Honestly?  Everyone going back to work means jobs, and better economy...which means more people buy into my product, and I get my Range Rover sooner.

 

Err, yeah.  I am glad everyone is busy, but it'd be super nice to have some entertainment when I have time to be entertained.

SPEAKING of which, Springmom, I've got about 12 draft emails to you that I started and never finished.  I hope your allergy-ridden, hot ass is doing well.

springmom

Ha!  My ass is ok, it's my boobs that have suffered the brunt of the weight loss.  I was so hoping to enjoy bathing suit shopping this year, but looks like a swing and a miss.  I started running again, though, aren't you proud?!  Maybe if you make enough to get your RR, the leftovers you can throw at my boob job :-)

co18co

springmom:

Ha!  My ass is ok, it's my boobs that have suffered the brunt of the weight loss.  I was so hoping to enjoy bathing suit shopping this year, but looks like a swing and a miss.  I started running again, though, aren't you proud?!  Maybe if you make enough to get your RR, the leftovers you can throw at my boob job :-)

 

Pinky swear.  Boob jobs for everyone.  Seriously.  I will get a lift, stuff and/or replacement before a RR.  Although, I went to the wine store tonight and  got some negative attention that I accepted to be positive for my ego.

 

I can't even talk about boobs, though.  You need to comment on my blog...doing pay it forward again!!

eclaires

springmom!!!!  I owe you an email too.

I'm slacking this week. 

springmom

Oh E You DO owe me an email! 

And Co, if I get a lift, I'll be nothing but nipples.  I DID have a fun afternoon trying on fake boobs at VS, and even THAT bra didn't fit.  Good lord, what does that say about me?!

co18co

I am, quite honestly, jealous.  When I was super skinny, I had no boobs, and I LOVED it.  Now i am normal, and have big hooters again.  Stinks.

springmom

I'm loving having no boobs again, I just hate that it makes me look like I have giant hips/thighs/butt again, too.  BUT, I keep reminding myself that if I can pour myself into my pant size, no way do I have a fatass.  Oh but bathing suits.  Ugh.  I think I'm going to get drunk and go shopping tomorrow. 

co18co

Why are we not neighbors?  Seriously.  Although, I don't go bathing suit shopping with skinny hoes.  In fact, I just order them randomly and have a LOT of returns!

springmom

I think that is my best option.  Maybe I'll throw back some (more) chuck and go a little nuts online.

co18co

Dude.  We moved to MD, and you can't buy wine in the grocery stores.  Boo.  We stock up on A's VA work days...HAHA.

 

That said, I can walk to/from a wine store in under 10 minutes.  As in, door to door.  Not good.