Sexy Poll

magnolia_femme

Or maybe it's unsexy.  Tell us about your most unpleasant sexual experience!

Milliways

In the woods. I got poision ivy.

Everywhere. ER trip grade poision ivy. It was horrible.

MuseumMaven

I learned the hard way that DH should clean himself between soaking in our bromine-treated hot tub and having sex.  The burning sensation was not too pleasant. 

DCrider

carpet burn on the middle of my back  owww. Didn't think about it in the moment but it hurrt like hell later...

magnolia_femme

Carpet burn happened to me too.  Yeeeouch!

I was having sex with my ex, we were both young and pretty inexperienced.  I got AF in the middle of things, but we didn't realize it because the lights were out.  I turned on a lamp when we were done, and it looked like a murder scene. 

The ex was 19 at the time.  19 year old guys are not equipped to handle this kind of event.  He freaked.  Totally freaked.

sapphire513

I once used the KY warming gel and it made my vag feel like it was on fire and not in a good way!

DCrider

sapphire513:

I once used the KY warming gel and it made my vag feel like it was on fire and not in a good way!

That stuff is NOT cool :P I don't know who would like that stuff! We tried intrigue on honeymoon as well....THAT (the for her) feels like ICY HOT on your vag. Lube is scary stuff.

ejlynch

DCrider:

sapphire513:

I once used the KY warming gel and it made my vag feel like it was on fire and not in a good way!

That stuff is NOT cool :P I don't know who would like that stuff! We tried intrigue on honeymoon as well....THAT (the for her) feels like ICY HOT on your vag. Lube is scary stuff.

This! Not a big fan!

ishka338

Mine is kind of gross and painful.   Never thought I'd tell anyone this, but it kind of goes with the posts from yesterday or the day before.  DH and I were doing it doggie style and he slipped and HELLO!  It was painful and I cried.  It was the worst ever!  Every time he slips just a little, I cringe!

DCrider

ishka338:

Mine is kind of gross and painful.   Never thought I'd tell anyone this, but it kind of goes with the posts from yesterday or the day before.  DH and I were doing it doggie style and he slipped and HELLO!  It was painful and I cried.  It was the worst ever!  Every time he slips just a little, I cringe!

 

UGH OW. This is another for me...only DH slips and punches my.." in between area" with his freakin' penis. Hurts so bad....its only happened once or twice, but its enough to scare me lol.

SushiNoMore

DCrider:

ishka338:

Mine is kind of gross and painful.   Never thought I'd tell anyone this, but it kind of goes with the posts from yesterday or the day before.  DH and I were doing it doggie style and he slipped and HELLO!  It was painful and I cried.  It was the worst ever!  Every time he slips just a little, I cringe!

 

UGH OW. This is another for me...only DH slips and punches my.." in between area" with his freakin' penis. Hurts so bad....its only happened once or twice, but its enough to scare me lol.

That, my dear, is called your "taint."  Because it 'taint your vag, and it 'taint your butt.   :-)