I work so hard, I sweat, I breathe, I try and read things and let my body relax, then I go the other way and push so hard I'm scared the kid's gonna come out with it. Then when I finally finish, I expect to see some mountainous amount of feces in the toilet- some sort of visual cue that all that hard work wasn't for nothing.
No such luck.
It's as if some evil poop fairy switches the poop I have been working so hard to expel with that of some small animal. Poop Pebbles. Not even alot of them.
Where is all of my food going???????
I think back on all the times I had nice, easy, consistent bowel movements- oh how I took those for granted. And now, it hurts, it feels huge, it won't come out willingly, and it's miniature size mocks my efforts. Although, it's still 100 times better than having morning sickness so maybe I should just count my blessings.
Re: TMI: Poop Pebbles
THIS and yogurt, usually Greek yogurt and granola do the trick for me! Now I check my weight before and after pooping ... I pooped 1lb 2 oz the other day! It felt amazing!!!
Dang girl! A full pound? That's something to be proud of!!
When I was growing up, my cousins and I would eat as much as we could on Thanksgiving, weigh ourselves, then weight again after pooping. I don't think we ever got to a pound though!
I feel ya! I call them "Grandma Turds."
It seriously was so painful for me (I honestly have never in my life before dealt with constipation...until becoming PG)
I now make sure I eat some sort of green veggie at least once a day and if needed, I take Colace. Works wonders...I sh!t you not! heheh
what can I say? I am a POOPER!!!
omg!! lmao. I have to admit I was having some awesome poos during 1st tri. Seriously. I would sometimes think oh my. that's freaking snake poop!
Now? I gotta admit I'm part of the rabbit poo club.
omg!! lmao. I have to admit I was having some awesome poos during 1st tri. Seriously. I would sometimes think oh my. that's freaking snake poop!
Now? I gotta admit I'm part of the rabbit poo club.
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This literally made me LOL. I had to read it to DH because this is totally ME! I cannot poop to save my life. I feel I need to go...I try...and it looks like cat turds on a good day. Ugh.
You are not alone!
This. Is. Awesome.
Seriously though - a pound? I'm so jealous!