You know you belong in 3rd. tri when:

JhawkCE

You know you belong in 3rd tri when you feel a sneeze or cough coming on and your first instinct is no longer to cover your mouth, but to cross your leggs....

Feel free to add your own. 

anderson_moore2008

You get excited when you get a THREE hour stretch of sleep before you need to get up to pee.  Then consider the night a sucess when you get 2 2hour streches after the three hour stretch.

TiaTia

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

JhawkCE

TiaTia:

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

And you make numerous old man sounds while trying to accomplish this death defying feat.

Laura_Lee

When baby kicks change from "awwwwww" to "OW!"

kimmyt09

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

Shandie_725

Making it through the day without 20 "Are you in labor/Is the baby here yet?" text/calls/FB comments.

anderson_moore2008

TiaTia:

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

 

Ha Ha I really thought I had gotten myself stuck on my back the other night due to how DH was in bed.  I had to shove against him to get onto my side.

kara975

When you have to fill up the pee cup at your OB appointments by listening versus seeing.

babyandme10514

When you start folding the laundry on your belly because it works as such a good shelf.

jazzyexpo

TiaTia:

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

 

Mrs Babs

kara975:

When you have to fill up the pee cup at your OB appointments by listening versus seeing.

 

OMG THIS! I do this allll the time! 

silverrox15

TiaTia:

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

 

ok i just told my Dh this last night so funny...here is mine

.....when you wait a minute to stand up and brace yourself for the lightening crotch bc it happens all the time now....

jennygirlmt

babyandme10514:

When you start folding the laundry on your belly because it works as such a good shelf.

omg! I did all of LO's laundry yesterday and found myself folding everything on my belly! :-)

You have scratches all over your belly because your hands aren't used to running into your stomach (and none of your sleep tank tops cover your stomach!)

mbear511

When every little cramp or feeling of sickness makes you think you are about to go into labor. Or when you leak a little urine and you think your water broke.

stella_blu

... when you check the toilet paper after every wipe and take a look in the bowl too.

lavet22

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

LOL So funny!!!

MrsMommyQ

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

SOOOOO true!! I  love this one

LaurelBee

When you need no excuse to eat an entire ice cream cake yourself and feel no shame.    OK- Dh got one slice!

Mini_Mariah

your toddler knows "mommy's medicine" means Tums and brings it to you without being asked!

you sleep with a garbage can next to your bedside just in case the heartburn gets bad enough to actually result in puking.

you sleep with a towel under the sheets in case your water breaks so you don't ruin the matress (I made it to the bathroom with DD without ruining anything, but I'm not as mobile this time - turning over is more like a 5 point turn and it takes a few minutes before I can walk!).

nnbarriere

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

 This is a good one!!

S&V*A&F122009

LMAO! These are all hilarious, but true I'm going to share a few with DH

PolishWonder

You're thirsty, but wait until DH gets up so he can get something for you to drink. Oh, and I need a pack of sled dogs to help me get off the couch!

AmandaAndTj

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

this! And you realize trying to pick it up with your toes sounds/is much easier

MommyBeen

When you have to fill up the pee cup at your OB appointments by listening versus seeing.

This, and I always end up peeing on my fingers that are holding the cup!

babyandme10514

I have another one that just happened to me a few weeks ago...

When you go out to eat and your belly is so big you cant fit into a booth.

jcthomas1281

When you make people nervous showing up at their restaurant or store....and you can tell they are mentally preparing themselves for your water breaking in their facility.

 

Oh...and you carry a towel with you just in case you sniss or water breaks in your car, on your couch, at the movies.....

Mrs. Alicia French

When you've lost your vagina.  Dear friend, where are you?!?!?!?!

nessahm

AmandaAndTj:

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

this! And you realize trying to pick it up with your toes sounds/is much easier

THIS!!!

ZooBaby2010

TiaTia:

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

And you're out of breath when you finally get into position.

BlondeBeachBride08

kara975:

When you have to fill up the pee cup at your OB appointments by listening versus seeing.

and by now you expect to pee on your hand... 

Maplebear

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

This.  And when you decide not to put on socks until DH comes home to do it for you.

stargazer77

BlondeBeachBride08:

kara975:

When you have to fill up the pee cup at your OB appointments by listening versus seeing.

and by now you expect to pee on your hand... 

At my last appt, I finally got it in the cup, only to have the cup bump against my belly and fall into the bowl as I tried getting up! 

MrsBNDO

JhawkCE:

TiaTia:

...rolling over in bed feels more like a three point turn.

And you make numerous old man sounds while trying to accomplish this death defying feat.

 

Awesome. Exactly.

themrs830

kimmyt09:

When you drop something on the floor and think twice about whether or not its worth bending over for it. 

or, you holler DH's name in despiration and when he comes into the room, he immediately looks to the floor for what you need him to pick up for you

chelseadt

When it takes you 3 tries to get out of the darn car, and then once you get out you are huffing and puffing, trying to catch your breath!!