contractions!!.. i mean (fart)..

summer_aka_chewchew

so my body has been doing a number on me. Everytime I think I'm having contractions it turns out to be gas. Which is fine since I need to wait a few weeks. But it always seems to get me worked up and then.. FART! so lame. lol! anyone else?

aurore22j

This happened to me this morning when I was leaving work.  It was awful.  I felt so crappy, like I was going to puke.  I got to my car in the parking garage and had to sit there for 15 minuntes because I was in so much pain.  I was having cramps and got really hot.  Finally, I farted several times and started to feel a little better, enough to drive myself home anyway.  Once I got home I had the worst diarhhea I've ever had in my life.  It was utterly painful. 

haleyjean84

This has been me the past few days! So funny!! I keep thinking, okay, this is a BH, then I have gas. LOL!!!

summer_aka_chewchew

haleyjean84:

This has been me the past few days! So funny!! I keep thinking, okay, this is a BH, then I have gas. LOL!!!

haha seriously! its too funny.

summer_aka_chewchew

aurore22j:

This happened to me this morning when I was leaving work.  It was awful.  I felt so crappy, like I was going to puke.  I got to my car in the parking garage and had to sit there for 15 minuntes because I was in so much pain.  I was having cramps and got really hot.  Finally, I farted several times and started to feel a little better, enough to drive myself home anyway.  Once I got home I had the worst diarhhea I've ever had in my life.  It was utterly painful. 

 thats horrible! I know that all of this is worth your lo but still. I wouldnt want to do anything that day.

MrsMills23

Me too!! My gas pains right now are horrible pains in my lower back. Evertime I get one, I think it BH (I had real bad back labor with DD#1 and it feels the same) but then, I fart and it goes away. So lady-like I know. They hurt so bad.

synchrosally

Mmm... I've had intestinal cramping for a few weeks now and it is just getting worse.  I'm not looking forward to the next few weeks.

GatorMrs_Esq

The thread title made me LOL.

MrsEmm

lol. awwwww - i had some very strange pains the other day and was kinda freaking out a bit. But whatdoyaknow - turns out to be some major gas bubbles working their way down. gotta love it

summer_aka_chewchew

MrsEmm:

lol. awwwww - i had some very strange pains the other day and was kinda freaking out a bit. But whatdoyaknow - turns out to be some major gas bubbles working their way down. gotta love it

and the funny thing about it is when a guy asks me how contractions feel like.. i say its kinda like painful gas.. thats as close as i can get to explaining it,

summer_aka_chewchew

GatorMrs_Esq:

The thread title made me LOL.

haha thanks. it reminds me of some tv shows that make fun of labor. the women would freak out and say im in labor!! then just fart hardcore. its so goofy.

CarolinaKatie

they say that people show up in labor and delivery all the time thinking they are in labor only to be sent home for indigestion (which is a nice way of saying gassiness!).

I told my husband I was having heartburn contractions yesterday and today. They are so bad this time of day and get worse every day. They come and go in waves like contractions and I moan the whole way through them. Contractions in the throat and chest....not fun!

k_lynn8488

aurore22j:

This happened to me this morning when I was leaving work.  It was awful.  I felt so crappy, like I was going to puke.  I got to my car in the parking garage and had to sit there for 15 minuntes because I was in so much pain.  I was having cramps and got really hot.  Finally, I farted several times and started to feel a little better, enough to drive myself home anyway.  Once I got home I had the worst diarhhea I've ever had in my life.  It was utterly painful. 

This exactly happened to me tonight. I felt sick to my stomach, thought I was going to throw up, felt soooo hot.. Then is went to the bathroom. Not a pretty sight, but I sure as hell felt better.