SO BORED

jordycakes

I need some funny stories.. I am falling alseep at my desk here!

Hyfagal

H and I were visiting his family on MD and I had this convo with his 5 year old cousin.

Cousin: My brother scared the dickens out of me yesterday.

Me: All of them? You have no more dickens inside of you?

Cousin: ::blushing with a shy smile creeping up:: Hyfa, don't be gross.

Bahahaha I have no idea what he was thinking I meant unless he knows what d!ck means and thought I was being vulgar.

I could not stop laughing.

CFH79

Hyfa--that's good!

My older sister and I both announced our pregnancies on Mother's Day--much to our mom's (and our own) surprise!  I said something to my little sister (bless her little blonde heart) about being an aunt to DH's nephews, but that sounding weird to me cause I don't have an a niece or nephew of my own.  She said.  That's right--you're going to be an aunt too!  Um, yeah, she's my sister too!!!    All she could think was that we were going to be mommies and that she was going to be an aunt!