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Kori

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Can you crochet up a blanket and an amigurumi monkey and get them to me by Saturday? You can just hop your broom, right? Stick out tongue
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  • KoriBrettKoriBrett

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hi, I'm a tall blonde, nice to meet you. ?

    I take it we're a bit behind for your sister ? lol

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  • belle204belle204 member

    Bit would be an understatement. I keep mentioning the damn shower but spacing on actually getting a gift. Adding it to my million other things to do tomorrow. I think I'll try to make a quick blanket tonight and get it out of the way ... must see what yarn I have stashed. The toy can wait.

    I'm a tall blonde, too! My name is Barbie.

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  • KoriBrettKoriBrett

    Do you have speed hooks?

    I have a size P hook. ?It's white plastic and it looks so... err, phallic it's not even phunny. ?Don't forget to sleep sometime, too.

    I think your sis will understand - and if she doesn't, send her ungrateful derriere my way.

    Barbie, why do you always only lose ONE shoe? ?I must know.

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  • belle204belle204 member

    Yeah, I have an S hook. It is one big dildo fo sho. Lol. Honestly, it hurts my hand to use. LMAO. Serious.

    I'm sure she will ... she'll have to. But I'll give you a BOLO if I have to. I'm so not looking forward to this. My mom still isn't going, I can't decide how irritated I am with her, she sent me the saddest text earlier -- or maybe it's AF making me touchy . I'm hoping it's not one big clusterf*ck.

    Well, sometimes it's just so hard to remember things and I put them down and get distracted .... wait, what was I talking about. Oh, yeah. Do you know how hard it is to strut home in just one shoe?

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  • KoriBrettKoriBrett

    Oy. ?I hope it's better than you think. ?Hopefully things will settle some once the squishy baby is here. ?Babies are the great equalizers in life, they reduce us all to piles of goo.

    I wondered why in hell you were limping like that. ?Lookin' like Courtney Love for god sakes. ?

    Have fun handling your dildo and just in case, good luck :-)

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  • belle204belle204 member

    Gah. Love babies. I picked this 2 yr old up earlier -- he came right to me -- and got all gushy. Granted, he was only cute b/c he was someone else's. Lol.

    :::gasp:: Don't compare me to that two bit hooker. I think I'm more Klassy ... you know like Heidi Montag.

    Thanks. I'll catch you around. Nighty night.

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