FB barf! (NTDR)

mlf625

I need to burn my eyeballs now.  I've got a relative who is a hot mess.  She's 14, has the personality of my left pinky toe, and just creeps the hell out of me in general.  She laughs when kittens die, I shiit you not. (She had a baby kitten in her bed, rolled over onto it in her sleep, and laughed about how she woke up and found it dead.  :::shudder:::)

She just posted this on her FB.

"this song reminds me of my first true lover... want an amazing nite..11/21/09" 

The best part is, her mom is on FB and apparently doesn't care that her daughter broadcasts losing her virginity (or getting high on 4/20, or being drunk last weekend) online. Or that her grammar sucks, but that's the least of my concerns, really.

ali-1411

Take the link out, that took me right to her profile.

Nikison

::shudders:: 

 

mlf625

ali-1411:

Take the link out, that took me right to her profile.

Thanks.  Didn't realize it was clicky. Not that I'd be too concerned about her being stalked.  She'd skin a stalker with her teeth.

katattack

mlf625:

ali-1411:

Take the link out, that took me right to her profile.

Thanks.  Didn't realize it was clicky. Not that I'd be too concerned about her being stalked.  She'd skin a stalker with her teeth.

I just burst out laughing. I'm sure my coworkers think I'm nuts.

misjenn

Yikes that is both creepy and scary. My little sister is on FB and knows that I tell my dad anytime she talks about drinking or I show him the pictures. I am not a fun Big Sis

mcurban

but, it's her TRUE lover. all previous lovers were just fakers.

fjaril

is it bad that i contemplated looking at mlfs friends list to find her?

 

crazy family members on facebook are fun when it isn't sad

brideonjuly8

oh man...i hope she's using something. 

mlf625

msjenn- I wish her parents cared enough for me to say something.

mc- that includes the "fake lover" 30 year old man she bedded last fall.  Or says she did.

fjaril- be my guest.  Prepare to be frightened.

bride- AMEN.  Those genes do not need to be perpetuated.  Scary. 

thethomps

Wow.    I'm concerned for her antics AND her mom's lack of concern.

userdeleted

wow, especially about the kitten. Was she always like that or do you think it's a product of her upbringing...or both?

L L CG

Dude, maybe it want an amazing nite!  You don't know.  YOU WEREN'T THERE!

maribel922

OMG

L L CG

Am I going to be able to find her in your friends by just looking at the profile pic?  Or do you need to email me her name?

Deltadee

Wow, just wow.  She's 14 and posting about losing her virginity 5 months ago?!?  And her Mom doesn't care about this stuff!

userdeleted

lol, omg. I found her.

mlf, u don't know her lyfe. You are so judgy!! Like. Whatever. 

MrsMillerTime

L*L*CG:

Dude, maybe it want an amazing nite!  You don't know.  YOU WEREN'T THERE!

:: snort ::

Fa1ryG0dm0ther

Wow....

kimbiebride

Oh no, I would want to stab my eyes out too.  But I do feel your pain to some degree.   

I just found out that one of my relatives (by marriage) who has no qualms about living in low-income housing, taking unemployment checks, food stamps or childcare vouchers, is a fan of one of those FB groups wishing death on the president.  WTF??  I really wish I hadn't found that out.