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So you guys, I have some dirt on mlf

Vivian - that cute, adorable, cuddly little newborn bundle of joy? Yeah, I have it on good authority that she doesn't exist. The truth is that mlf had a hysterical pregnancy, and she's just been photoshopping bows onto old pictures of Anderson.

We were over there the other day and she claimed that V was "napping" upstairs in the "swing." Finally I called her out on it, she left for awhile and reappeared with a child, but I'm pretty sure she snuck over to the neighbors house and stole their kid just to cover up her massive web of lies. 

Just thought I'd start our rivalry off with a bang ;)

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Re: So you guys, I have some dirt on mlf

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  • I also heard that she has really bad chapped lips and has to pee like a racehorse.  So weird!!! 

     

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  • RACH IS A LIAR!  SHE LIES! 

    Princess Sparklepants does too exist!  I have bloody c/s photos to prove it!  Want me to PIP one? 

    Oh, and FWIW, don't invite Rachel to your house unless you enjoy stray cats running amuck after she lets them in.

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  • imagemlf625:

    RACH IS A LIAR!  SHE LIES! 

    Princess Sparklepants does too exist!  I have bloody c/s photos to prove it!  Want me to PIP one? 

    Oh, and FWIW, don't invite Rachel to your house unless you enjoy stray cats running amuck after she lets them in.

    That cat was the best thing that ever happened to your house and YOU KNOW IT!!!

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  • imageMrsRosie:
    I know for a fact she has two babies.  I delivered them both. 

    Yup!  Like puppies.

    SO THERE. 

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  • Oh.EM.Gee. I need to stop laughing or the nanny will think I'm Crazy. Oops. I don't mean in the Defriender sort of way.
  • imagendluvsrk:
    Oh.EM.Gee. I need to stop laughing or the nanny will think I'm Crazy. Oops. I don't mean in the Defriender sort of way.

    UH OH!  Did you just out yourself as a big AE?

    THE PLOT THICKENS! 

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    (read it. you know you want to.)
    anderson . september 2008
    vivian . february 2010
    mabel . august 2012
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  • imagemlf625:

    imagendluvsrk:
    Oh.EM.Gee. I need to stop laughing or the nanny will think I'm Crazy. Oops. I don't mean in the Defriender sort of way.

    UH OH!  Did you just out yourself as a big AE?

    THE PLOT THICKENS! 

    ROFLMAO!! 

    No. I just meant that she'll think I'm crazy, and then I thought about that double entendre and decided to play on the pun. :-) That is all! I swear!

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