Uterus, I'm looking at you.
I realize that you bitches are lazy assholes that don't want to carry another child at the moment. But that does not give you license to freak *** out on me when my period starts. These wicked cramps? Not cool. The, um, heavy stuff? Yeah. That sucks a big fat one as well.
If you would put all your energy into something positive, like, I don't know, getting knocked up, that would be great. Surely that would be more fun than trying to kill each other, which is what it feels like you're trying to do right now.
Mmmmkay?
Re: An open letter to my reproductive system
I swear to god if men had monthly cycles, none of this would happen.
Sorry bubs!
Ryan 5/2010, Kyle 1/2007, Eric 3/2005
Ditto this!
Seems like a perfectly reasonable explanation ((((hugs))))