I indulged today and got a pedicure. There were two girls sitting across from me and, if I had to guess, they were about 22. One of the girls kept saying to the other..."I just can't get over the fact that you are pregnant...I just can't believe it!" The other girl just kept saying..."I know."
Then the other girl (not pg...) said, "So, how many girls has 'he' knocked up before you? (Exact wording...) You are the first, right?"
Pg girl: "Oh, gosh, no. He got three other girls pregnant before me."
Friend: "Oh my god. So he has three other kids?!?"
Pg girl: "No, all of them miscarried..."
Friend: "Well, that's good."
I was seriously biting my tongue so hard it was bleeding. Absolutely awful, terrible and super sad all at the same time.
Re: Seriously classy...
WOW.
are you effing kidding me?? I could have NEVER held my tongue. OH to be that young & STUPID. gahhh
some people just shouldn't speak...!!
The pregnant girl went on to say how she is really trying to stay zen throughout the entire thing and removes herself from any stressful situation because of "what has happened to his children in the past". I felt like that was God's subtle hint for me to keep my big, freakin' trap shut!!!
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
::spits water on keyboard::
I would have gone BSC. As in;
"Oh, ***, Chatham's been arrested for removing the ute's of two undeserving, uneducated, unappreciative, misguided and too stupid to use a condom whores. Please send bail money."
"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
"Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
I thought you seemed familiar!
Bwahahahaha.
Seriously though?! Wow, my jaw would've dropped and my face alone would've given me away. I probably would've just mumbled "Klassy" as I left or something.