The general manager of a chain of automobile dealerships in the metropolitan area was charged Monday with embezzling more than $3 million from his company and defrauding an insurance company of $860,000 by claiming his powerboat was stolen, according to officials.
*deletes number from cell phone*

Re: Holy crap. I know this guy.
DOn't you wish you could delete your number from his?
YIKES!
Linky Please.
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