I. AM. SCREWED.

Hippinski

1.  Kate is now talking in sentences.

2.  She figured out how to open the freezer and take out the premade smoothies I had set up.

3.  She also figured out how to open the smoothies (jam jars), close them again, open them again and on and on.

 

She also has a very strong command of the words NO & MINE and likes to take off her diaper and climb up naked and dance on our dining room table.

Yeah.  I'm screwed.

Dobie_Mama

hahahahahahahahaha

Welcome to my world!  Complete with stripping dancing toddler.  We have one of those floor lamps ... you know, the tall stick ones?  One day a very naked S said, "Daddy, I want to swing on the pole!"

::dad dies::

triumphantreturnofplanningbug

It's the combination of 2/3 and naked table dancing that I could see being dangerous in the future. Though her strong grasp of "NO, MINE" could come in handy if she goes down that road

Soyager

Sounds like my kinda girl.

Glad you're back, btw!

brianna611

Dobie_Mama:

hahahahahahahahaha

Welcome to my world!  Complete with stripping dancing toddler.  We have one of those floor lamps ... you know, the tall stick ones?  One day a very naked S said, "Daddy, I want to swing on the pole!"

::dad dies::

Seriously, B does the same thing!  She dances on the floor lamp pole and dances on top of the table, too. 

Hippinski

brianna611:

Dobie_Mama:

hahahahahahahahaha

Welcome to my world!  Complete with stripping dancing toddler.  We have one of those floor lamps ... you know, the tall stick ones?  One day a very naked S said, "Daddy, I want to swing on the pole!"

::dad dies::

Seriously, B does the same thing!  She dances on the floor lamp pole and dances on top of the table, too. 

Whew.  Then I can add in the next part.  Our dining room has a built in buffet with a mirror and she likes to watch herself dance in the mirror.  Luckily the tall lamp we have is behind the couch!  Ugh.  I could see it being very bad if it wasn't.

 

Soyager - it is good to be back.

Joes_love

that's why we keep the kitchen gated now unless we're in there with him.  he likes the ice cube maker.

brianna611

lol!  Reminds me of my now 12 y.o. niece who used to watch herself cry in the mirror.  So freaking funny.

babyluv617

uhoh!

clayswife

ACK!!! When did all these little girls grow up?!!

I'm thinking I'll happy to have my daredevil little boy who just yesterday figured out how to take his pants/diaper off...

pixy_stix

So what y'all are telling me is that stripping is a normal part of a girl's growing up.  :op

MissyOlivePants

pixy_stix:

So what y'all are telling me is that stripping is a normal part of a girl's growing up.  :op

Yep. Norah has been doing this on a regular basis for a while now.

 

....we have the fridge & freezer locked after an incident with a large jar of nutrional yeast flakes all over the fridge!

papagena

*snort* at this entire thread.