Friday Confession

Nikison

I just realized I've been doing a portion of my job wrong since February 26th. I did a quick case load check and haven't seen any complaints...so I've decided to stay mum about it. 

Nessia

I'm thinking about shutting my door and taking a quick nap. I know a lot of you pg ladies do this but I don't have pg exhaustion as an excuse.

AustinAggie

DD likes to eat her oatmeal all by herself.  This morning while I was trying to wipe oatmeal out of her hair with a washcloth, I decided it would be easier to wait until it dried and comb it out.  So, she ran around with oatmeal in her hair for about an hour...

You can even tell.    She had a bath lastnight.  She's otherwise clean, I promise.

richardslove

I started a Weight Watchers program at my company and I sign-up to show support for my fellow co-workers (I have 7 lbs that I just can't seem to loose). 

I ran across the street to the frozen yogurt place and loaded my cup with fat free vanilla froz yogurt and about 1/2 c of Reese's cup pieces.  I put the container in my purse so they wouldn't see me come back in the building with the frozen deliciousness! 

thethomps

DH just went to buy a used car.  I'm crossing my fingers.  The other night (during the scary rainstorm where we lost power) he calls to tell me that his windshield wipers and headlights went out while driving on 290, but that they were back on.  Um...yeah...time to replace the 97 VW... 

And my feet are so swollen that they look like two pillows shoved into my slippers.  Awesomeness.

Nikison

thethomps:

And my feet are so swollen that they look like two pillows shoved into my slippers.  Awesomeness. 

I have this same issue. I went shoe shopping at lunch to make myself feel better after feeling like a doof, and I couldn't get my foot into most of the shoes  

brideonjuly8

I just bought a Bumbleride Stroller without checking with my husband first.  EEK!  I'm going to sell 2 other strolles that I have to help offset the cost, but wow.  I did get a good deal, I think.  Craaaaap.

genniemg

Nikison:

thethomps:

And my feet are so swollen that they look like two pillows shoved into my slippers.  Awesomeness. 

I have this same issue. I went shoe shopping at lunch to make myself feel better after feeling like a doof, and I couldn't get my foot into most of the shoes  

DH keeps telling me to go buy a pair of shoes becuase it always makes me feel better. Umm yeah, I have been to DSW 5 times and I have yet to walk out of their with a pair of shoes becuase nothing fits right anymore. 

I even have a coupon!

lrb

Mine is so selfish....

I want to go shopping.  Alone. No children.  Like back in the day when I would be gone for hours.  I don't even have to buy anything... just walk and look.  And not think about rushing or coming home to relieve my husband.  And, while I am walking around, I want to buy a cold yummy drink and not have to share it with anyone.... or at least not anyone who will backwash.

Oh, I can dream. 

carlinlp

I poas this week and when the stupid digital test didn't light up with an hour glass I waited 5 minutes and then wacked it as hard as I could with a screw driver to get the test out of the inside so I could peek at it.  Stupid digital test and stupid bfn

ali-1411

lrb:

Mine is so selfish....

I want to go shopping.  Alone. No children.  Like back in the day when I would be gone for hours.  I don't even have to buy anything... just walk and look.  And not think about rushing or coming home to relieve my husband.  And, while I am walking around, I want to buy a cold yummy drink and not have to share it with anyone.... or at least not anyone who will backwash.

Oh, I can dream. 

LOL I hate having to share my food!  Greedy little kids, get your own! 

brideonjuly8

carlinlp:

I poas this week and when the stupid digital test didn't light up with an hour glass I waited 5 minutes and then wacked it as hard as I could with a screw driver to get the test out of the inside so I could peek at it.  Stupid digital test and stupid bfn

I'm sorry. 

carlinlp

thanks....I will admit it was a low point sitting in the bathroom with a screw driver in one hand and a digtal test in 15 pieces in the other.

Nessia

lrb:

Mine is so selfish....

I want to go shopping.  Alone. No children.  Like back in the day when I would be gone for hours.  I don't even have to buy anything... just walk and look.  And not think about rushing or coming home to relieve my husband.  And, while I am walking around, I want to buy a cold yummy drink and not have to share it with anyone.... or at least not anyone who will backwash.

Oh, I can dream. 

When one of the grandparents have the kids I will walk through Target. DH does not get it at all. I love buying a coffee and just walking through the store looking at all their new things. I can even leave without buying something (rare, but I have done it). I just love that 1-2 hours of being alone looking at things as long as I want.

MrsMillerTime

carlinlp:

thanks....I will admit it was a low point sitting in the bathroom with a screw driver in one hand and a digtal test in 15 pieces in the other.

Did you at least avoid getting pee on your hands?

brideonjuly8

carlinlp:

thanks....I will admit it was a low point sitting in the bathroom with a screw driver in one hand and a digtal test in 15 pieces in the other.

Are the OPKs working for you?

carlinlp

Yes, my hands are pee free thankyouverymuch!  LOL!

Stupid AF still hasn't show up though, ugh!  DH nixed OPK's this month in an attempt to redeem his ninja sperm.   Don't ask!  OPK's are making a comeback in April....I just need to figure out the best time of day to take them.

KateAggie

I'm already planning a girls weekend (in my head) for a few months after baby arrives.  It will involve alcohol, sleep, shopping, and more alcohol.

ebat

My MIL called yesterday and I waited a full hour to call her back(I could have called her back in about 20 minutes) b/c I knew she would say she wanted to visit RIGHT THEN, and I want to dicourage this no notice behavior.  I was right, she did, and she had already headed back home when I called

thethomps

genniemg:

I even have a coupon!

Me too!  And I'm not about to try and shop with these marshmallow feet.  ;(

Mainer-in-Texas

My phone at work does not have caller ID and I am sick of being blindsided with calls from people who are pissed off (not due to anything I did, but it's my job to fix it). So I haven't answered my phone in several weeks.  (I do listen to the message and eventually respond, though).

abbysmom1005

I made Abby wear a dress (overalls dress) that was 2 sizes too small to the rodeo today just to get the $4 discount.  We just stuck some leggings underneath. 

sejabernathy

abbysmom1005:

I made Abby wear a dress (overalls dress) that was 2 sizes too small to the rodeo today just to get the $4 discount.  We just stuck some leggings underneath. 

 

LMAO! sounds like something i would do.

 

Mine? i wanted to smother DH last night. i was up ALL nite with the twins...ALL nite. i basically didn't get to sleep until 8am and woke up at 9am b/c we had a doctors appt.

i wanted to kill him b/c i asked for help SEVERAL times and was bawling the entire nite. WTH! he was like "well you said for me to get some sleep...you should have tried harder to wake me up!" AHHHH! yes i did want him to sleep but i REALLY needed him last nite and i did try to wake him up...kinda kicking him when i was moving around in bed, cursing at him, crying like a boob, babies screaming...need i say more? GOD man, come on!

 

UGH! soo....effing....TIRED!