This is a good way to get the guy to man up:
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So... plan A was to hope the guy didn't ejaculate? WTF?
Textsfromlastnight remind me why I am happy to be considered a responsible adult.