My DH and I were at pizza hut looking at every other couple in there with babies and small children, and I said something about how the bump girls would understand how we feel, and he says, "yeah! DH is so pissed right now" LMAO I almost spit my drink out. Too funny!
Re: Does your husband ever use bump lingo?
Cooper+Evie=Soulmates

The day before my husband's first semen analysis, he said, "Well, I get to JIAC tomorrow!" I almost peed myself.
He has been known to say "POAS".
Along with singing "peein' on a stick" to the tune of "Pants on the Ground", standing outside the bathroom door while I'm inside peeing on a stick! He's a goon.
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
He reads my blog, and he posted a comment once and signed it "-DH"
It cracked me up
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
This.
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
Several MCs
DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)