This just made my day...

Beabs

My co-worker just informed me that he bench pressed 315 lbs at the gym over lunchtime today.  When I appeared less-than-impressed, he said, "I don't know how you can think a guy that can bench press 315 pounds 5 times isn't awesome."

WOW

caseybuchda

What a tool.

bancbev

Boys are so stupid.

buckin

"because its not surprising since you have to be in shape to carry that big head and fat ego of yours around 24/7"

Beabs

Definately all of the above. And now because I'm not impressed, I've been informed that I "just don't get it. Any guy would be impressed by that."

Doubtful.

Is it 4 yet?

buckin

"Yep, I'm positive any guy with a penis the size of  my pinkie would be bowing at your feet you pathetic soul. Now go do something useful besides taking up my oxygen."

Mrs.Tabigail

buckin:

"Yep, I'm positive any guy with a penis the size of  my pinkie would be bowing at your feet you pathetic soul. Now go do something useful besides taking up my oxygen."

Buckin my dear, I think I love you.

lorlei13

How big is the dude?  I mean if he's 5'10" 160lbs then yeah it's impressive but if he's 6'2" 250lbs then eh - sorry.  I also lift so I *might* find it mildly impressive but only if we were in the midst of a coversation about it.  Not because you want to pump your ego.