My love letter to Jamaica

TheQuietThings

Dearest Jamaica,

I love talking to you in the mornings while I am still in bed.

I love when you talk baking with me.

I think you're hawt.

I stalked you.

You go camping.

You're boys like tractors (just like mine!).

You're a sexy beast.

Love,

TheQuietThings

(Okay, we need a nickname STAT)

Jamaica_Bride

I am taking BEAST in the most loving sense, mkay?

 

..and not like this:

TheQuietThings

I even bought  you a shirt.

Sexy beast is a GOOD thing!  

Jamaica_Bride

I think I just leaked a lil pee. :O)

TheQuietThings

Story of my life.