So has JAR been back since the incident

Chloe77

Or is she gone for good?

Edit - can you tell I'm bored?

megs042107

what incident?  i believe she's taking a bumpcation though.

Pumpkin111

Chloe77:

Or is she gone for good?

Edit - can you tell I'm bored?

yes

Mrs.Rose

What was the incident?

LoriFalce

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

BetchySprout

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

ToledoDeux

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

OMG!  lol!

Andrewsgal

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

SHUT UP! You have got to be kidding me.

I am sure she will show back up ina couple of months then it will be brought up again and she will go away again. That situation is never going away for good. You can't get rid of crazy.

LoriFalce

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

BetchySprout

Andrewsgal:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

SHUT UP! You have got to be kidding me.

I am sure she will show back up ina couple of months then it will be brought up again and she will go away again. That situation is never going away for good. You can't get rid of crazy.

I think recent events on this board confirm your theory, madam. 

exhausted_bride

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

LOL LOL.

Was that the hymen check post?

ETA: Nevermind. I was talking about the McLovin "hymen check" a post the other night. It was Toosdai, not you. Carry on....

Chloe77

Pumpkin111:

Chloe77:

Or is she gone for good?

Edit - can you tell I'm bored?

yes

FYI, I like JAR and wrote a post defending her.  I'm not starting drama, I really want to know if she's been back. 

angelynn8411

seriously, wth did i miss?

lanie30

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Me too. We aren't alone. 

Andrewsgal

lanie30:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Me too. We aren't alone. 

Can someone please tell me a little of what these PM's said? How can she defend the hymen checking?

lanie30

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

You learn something new, every day. 

 

iris427

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

Momma.Brown

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

really? cause i have a bunch of PMs talking about how i post stalk her and jump on her around every turn. she can 'feel' me waiting to pounce. this is despite the fact that 1. i rarely open any post in which i see her name because the mere sight of her name disturbs me and 2. to my best recollection, aside from this most recent incident, i never address her in any fashion. but yup, total post stalker here.  

Andrewsgal

lanie30:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

You learn something new, every day. 

 

No way for real? She said that? I am telling you the girl is freaking crazy!

LucyGoosey81

Seran wrap?!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG.

BetchySprout

iris427:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

Iris, I assume Lori also has a vagina (Lori, care to elaborate? deny?) and understands the anatomy of the vag as well. I am so confused! 

Fordlor

I'm not trying to be snarky here, but if you want to know so badly- why not PM her? instead of posting on the board about it.  This is at least the third post I've seen in the last week asking if she GBCN'ed or if she's been around.  All it does is bring up the hymen checking issue again.

It's getting redundant. 

lanie30

iris427:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

It's actually super easy to see with these special hymenWOW goggles I sell for 3 easy payments of 19.99. Check or money order made payable to lanie26 or lanie30. 

ToledoDeux

iris427:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

Well, yes, but we punctured our cling wrap a loooong time ago, n'est-ce pas?

LucyGoosey81

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Oh hell.  What keeps it fresh once it disappears?!

FML.

Momma.Brown

Fordlor:

I'm not trying to be snarky here, but if you want to know so badly- why not PM her? instead of posting on the board about it.  This is at least the third post I've seen in the last week asking if she GBCN'ed or if she's been around.  All it does is bring up the hymen checking issue again.

It's getting redundant. 

ding! ding! never believe anyone that makes the claim 'im not trying to start drama.'  

LoriFalce

Andrewsgal:

lanie30:

LoriFalce:

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

You learn something new, every day. 

 

No way for real? She said that? I am telling you the girl is freaking crazy!

Okay...I am paraphrasing a little. But if she thinks the hymen is where she thinks the hymen is, no wonder she thinks we're the crazy ones.

 

Parks2Be

Has anyone ever noticed that she has done EVERYTHING?  You could say you climbed Mt. Everest and what do you know, she has too!  Only faster than you. 

ToledoDeux

Parks2Be:

Has anyone ever noticed that she has done EVERYTHING?  You could say you climbed Mt. Everest and what do you know, she has too!  Only faster than you. 

And managed to cook a healthy dinner when she got home.

iris427

Pattypoundcake:

iris427:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

Iris, I assume Lori also has a vagina (Lori, care to elaborate? deny?) and understands the anatomy of the vag as well. I am so confused! 

Sigh. 

Mama2S-K-M

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Oh my weak bladder curses you for this one!!!  LMAO!

lanie30

ToledoDeux:

Parks2Be:

Has anyone ever noticed that she has done EVERYTHING?  You could say you climbed Mt. Everest and what do you know, she has too!  Only faster than you. 

And managed to cook a healthy dinner when she got home.

7 days a week, hot meals for everyone! I CAN have everything. I CAN. I CAN. I've just been sick since october but you can do it too! yOu can be perfect TOO! JUST SICK!

iris427

ToledoDeux:

iris427:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

Well, yes, but we punctured our cling wrap a loooong time ago, n'est-ce pas?

I don't know about you, but I never had any cling wrap "outside of the whole deal" LOL

BetchySprout

iris427:

Pattypoundcake:

iris427:

LoriFalce:

Pattypoundcake:

LoriFalce:

I've gotten two PMs explaining to me how I don't understand anatomy.

 

Oh sweet Jesus do lay some wisdom down on us. Maybe it is because you and I have boys, we don't understand the hymen? 

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

Um, I have a daughter.  Also a vagina of my own.  And there is no Saran Wrap to be seen. 

Iris, I assume Lori also has a vagina (Lori, care to elaborate? deny?) and understands the anatomy of the vag as well. I am so confused! 

Sigh. 

 

((hugs)) I am just kidding! Come on now...I had food poisoning today and have broken blood vessels all over my face and neck. Pass? 

iris427

Pattypoundcake:

((hugs)) I am just kidding! Come on now...I had food poisoning today and have broken blood vessels all over my face and neck. Pass? 

You know I love you, Patty.  

And omg that sounds awful.  I hope you are feeling better! 

BetchySprout

iris427:

Pattypoundcake:

((hugs)) I am just kidding! Come on now...I had food poisoning today and have broken blood vessels all over my face and neck. Pass? 

You know I love you, Patty.  

And omg that sounds awful.  I hope you are feeling better! 

Little bit. Though while I was trying to eat my one meal of the day (honey nut cheerios)...I opened the cockroach-in-ear story. UGH!! 

skoorbnibor

LoriFalce:

Well, essentially, a hymen is God's Saran Wrap, going over the outside of the whole deal to keep it fresh.

 

This made me spit my wine at the screen. I don't like to waste wine! 

and when I read it to my husband, he said, "is there also a band that says sanitized for your protection?"

VinBert

I know the inital reason for the thread may have been innocent, I think we are starting to beat a dead horse.  I don't agree with her and I am not defending her, but I am SOOOOOOOO sick of hearing about it.  Seriously.... 

iris427

I actually don't even know what "the incident" is.  I mean, I remember the original hymen post but not whatever the OP is talking about here.

foreignroyalty

She'll probably be back when she no longer feels like she's being stalked.

Toosdai

VinBert:

I know the inital reason for the thread may have been innocent, I think we are starting to beat a dead horse.  I don't agree with her and I am not defending her, but I am SOOOOOOOO sick of hearing about it.  Seriously.... 

But not SOOOOOOOOO sick of it enough to skip this post and not respond, huh?

Hmmm.