A good read - what pregnant women won´t tell you ever

katie9136

https://skepchick.org/blog/2010/02/what-pregnant-women-wont-tell-you-ever/

ShellShockedMama

Who needs sleep! You will feel like a manic on meth.

This is so true. Ever since week 12, I cannot sleep, just cannot!

Jacquiemark

Oh my! I did not know about not being able to use TP for awhile after giving birth.

This made me lol though:

Your boobs enter a room 5 minutes before you, and 10 minutes after your belly. 

ShellShockedMama

Now, I'm scared. lol

katie9136

The pooping part made me laugh at loud. Particularly the part about DH getting drunk a year and a half later and telling you.

ShellShockedMama

katie9136:

The pooping part made me laugh at loud. Particularly the part about DH getting drunk a year and a half later and telling you.

This is making me want NOBODY in the room with me. Just me and MW, thank you very much.

Jacquiemark

katie9136:

The pooping part made me laugh at loud. Particularly the part about DH getting drunk a year and a half later and telling you.

Oh no, I told DH to stay by my head and not even ask about me pooping.

OMG, what if it's stinky? 

ShellShockedMama

Jacquiemark:

katie9136:

The pooping part made me laugh at loud. Particularly the part about DH getting drunk a year and a half later and telling you.

Oh no, I told DH to stay by my head and not even ask about me pooping.

OMG, what if it's stinky? 

That's it. There's no way DH is being in the room with me. NO.WAY.

picarona

awesome.

I love the first comment about the first pp poop.  So many things to worry about that I hadn't though of!

katie9136

Jacquiemark:

katie9136:

The pooping part made me laugh at loud. Particularly the part about DH getting drunk a year and a half later and telling you.

Oh no, I told DH to stay by my head and not even ask about me pooping.

OMG, what if it's stinky? 

I?ve heard the nurses wipe it away so quickly you would never know. Ahhhh. 

Jacquiemark

katie9136:

Jacquiemark:

katie9136:

The pooping part made me laugh at loud. Particularly the part about DH getting drunk a year and a half later and telling you.

Oh no, I told DH to stay by my head and not even ask about me pooping.

OMG, what if it's stinky? 

I?ve heard the nurses wipe it away so quickly you would never know. Ahhhh. 

I hope you're right

 

picarona

katie9136:

I?ve heard the nurses wipe it away so quickly you would never know. Ahhhh. 

bless those men and women.

LemonLime10

I don't want to poop myself....:-(