Is this fug?

cooker71

Making it my goal to look HOTT in a non-one piece again this swim season. This also comes in brown, which I'm considering over the red, given my red hair.

gibs

yes

 

ETA:  Paisley doesn't = MILF 

MelandJeff

It is definitely not fug. it is very cute.

I really like the red....

MelandJeff

Although, WTF is she wearing around her neck? A leash?

gibs

Excellent point, as always, Mel, but luckily, leashes = MILFy

Temp374386125003286

I think it is cute.  I think brown would be better.  I'm thinking there is a hat hanging behind her attached to that leash thing- at least I hope.

cooker71

MelandJeff:

Although, WTF is she wearing around her neck? A leash?

LOL...it's the string from a hat.

springmom

Ha!  When I glanced the first time, I thought it was a part of the suit.  Hat?  I hope?

LeisureSuitLauren

I'm sorry cooker, but I don't like it. Neither the pattern nor the color. The shape is cute though. Does it come in a solid?

MelandJeff

Ooooooh, Jodi should sell something like that at one of her "parties". It would be a huge hit I bet! And, as a bonus gift she could give away a paddle for free. That would make for a memorable night humpin the hubs. Couple that with some hot buttered rum lube and your all set.

JOEBunny

That's great.  Where is that from.  I have one almost exactly like it that I love, but it needs to be replaced, badly.  It is very comfy and looks good.  Also, easy for nursing. 

Goose51504

Hey Cockslap!

I agree with LSL. The cut is really cute, but the color/pattern is distracting.

gibs

MelandJeff:

Ooooooh, Jodi should sell something like that at one of her "parties". It would be a huge hit I bet! And, as a bonus gift she could give away a paddle for free. That would make for a memorable night humpin the hubs. Couple that with some hot buttered rum lube and your all set.

 

Ooohhhh - I must have missed the hot buttered rum lube discussion.  Delish!  Where can I get some of that? 

jettagurl

MelandJeff:

Ooooooh, Jodi should sell something like that at one of her "parties". It would be a huge hit I bet! And, as a bonus gift she could give away a paddle for free. That would make for a memorable night humpin the hubs. Couple that with some hot buttered rum lube and your all set.

Sounds like somebody's in the mood.  Maybe you should team up with Jodi to be her "mood setter" before the party gets started. 

I like the suit...but I'd go brown. And no to the choker-style hat.  

 

MelandJeff

gibs-

I actually bought some at a "party" I was at a while back. It is.so.good. It does a fab job covering up the weiner taste-- I mean I AM vegetarian at the moment after all.

And, actually, it came up during the HFCS discussion. I bet its in there. Dammit all.

shopgirl_07

I don't like the pattern at all, you can do much better. Have you checked out jcrew?

gibs

MelandJeff:

gibs-

I actually bought some at a "party" I was at a while back. It is.so.good. It does a fab job covering up the weiner taste-- I mean I AM vegetarian at the moment after all.

And, actually, it came up during the HFCS discussion. I bet its in there. Dammit all.

 

ROFL at Weiner Taste!  thanks for the morning giggle.

Where WAS I that day?

Note to self - attend "party" where hot buttered rum lube is for sale.  :-) 

gibs

Cook - I have no clue how to PIP, but there are a ton of HAWT tankinis at Macys.com for decent prices

 

 

EMT

I don't like it Cooker...sorry.

PearlieGirl'sMom

No.. I think it is really cute..

Punk*Mommy

That pattern with that suit style makes me think 12 year old girl, not hot momma.

I don't like it.

HAFranklin

I like the suit, but not the pattern. I think it looks sort of "tweenish". Sorry

wellfleet04

The pattern looks a little "cheap" to me, to be honest.  Something about the white, I think.  The cut is cute, but I think it, like all tankinis, will highlight any love handles you have (if you have them).  I look HORRIBLE in suits like this and I'm pretty thin because the ring of skin it leaves is my fattest/yuckiest part.  I look better in a bikini. 

winery

I have that suit and it's very comfortable.  MH bought it for me and though it wouldn't have been my first choice, it really is comfortable, it covers, it moves with you, which is paramount when you're wrestling children at the beaches/pools.

hopefulmom

I think it's cute and I actually like the pinrt.  BTW...it is NOT paisley.  I'm from that "era" and it is definitely not a paisley print but it IS coming back in style.  lol