Things you never expect to hear from your child.

mlm1128 · February 2010

I'm sitting in the kitchen. DD is in the Living room and dh left 2 bowling balls on the floor. Suddenly I hear:

Mommy, I'm playing with daddy's balls. Is that ok?

I spit my food out. Literally.

JJLLNN · February 2010

That is funny! The other day my DD wanted a piggyback ride down the stairs so she said "Daddy, I want to go down on you"...UMMM can we re-phrase that please?!

wildfloweragain · February 2010

Every morning I get enthusiastically invited to see DS's clock. Only he doesn't say his L sound.

mlm1128 · February 2010

I'm just glad dh wasn't here. Because I'm sure we would have been laughing hysterically and it would have been tough to explain to her.

cbidt*sgirl · February 2010

These are awesome. Thank you . I needed the laugh

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