I have a good amount of cm going on right now. I also have a really bad chest cold, which makes me cough. A LOT. this leads to the cough/piss. It's a nightmare. Even if I get up right away to check the CM, it is guaranteed that I will cough on the way to the bathroom, ruining any chance of knowing what I've got going on in there.
AWESOME. FML.
Re: Kind of gross charting/ CM issue
This, if you check internally your cough/piss probably wont make a difference.
Also, I do the same thing. I also Sniss sometimes. It sucks.